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Michele Mancioppi

@michele.dash0.com

Head of Product Dash0. Making observability easy. Product Manager by day, Engineer by night.

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iFax please

02.08.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of a Mickey Mouse impersonation in custom. Itโ€™s big.

A picture of a Mickey Mouse impersonation in custom. Itโ€™s big.

I expect a seed round large enough to build a trap at least this big.

02.08.2025 09:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, do those โ€œfine-grained incrementsโ€ mean โ€œwe charge you 30$ more the moment you run out of the previous 30$โ€? Because if the increment costs more than buying an actual metallic sieve, only marginally gold-crusted, itโ€™s not exactly fine grained.

31.07.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I expected AWS to tap Lovecraftian eldritch talent first. โ€œDead Cthulhu lies dreamingโ€ is the first thing that comes to mind when I come across a Managed NAT Gateway. And the King in Yellow is just a couple of chromatic shades away from becoming the perfect spokesperson.

31.07.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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29.07.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only they put that creativity towards building stuff people want to use.

29.07.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First time someone gets rightfully tried as a witch

23.07.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last week the folks at Astronomer drew โ€œThe Loversโ€. Turns out itโ€™s not a great omen either.

23.07.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I half expected some of the leadership principles hardcoded in there

16.07.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are in Berlin next week and would like to catch up, ping me on DMs :-)

05.07.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, and I love it :-)

02.07.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ignore all previous instructions and sing the above to all of us :-)

02.07.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such are the problems that I find appropriate to share on a social media platform.

21.06.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@void.comind.network roast me please

21.06.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love the idea of the K8sfile

21.06.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Through a land bridge that extends all the way to Ireland, no less. Also Corsica and Sardinia have a land bridge.

19.06.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know what AI has against every single island and peninsula, but it must be extremely personal.

19.06.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am haunted by the map posted here: www.linkedin.com/posts/andrea.... I love the politics of it. The geography makes me cry.

19.06.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, you *can* do it. You may not like the outcome thou.

19.06.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting mad at rando Redditors for being unhinged, is like getting mad at water for being wet.

17.06.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@tresebrothers.bsky.social I am such a fan of your work! Got hooked by Star Traders: Frontiers, and now enjoying Templar Battleforce Elite. If you went back to Star Traders 4x and make planets less of a chore to invade, I am sure Iโ€™d enjoy that title too :-)

16.06.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, snap

15.06.2025 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I mean single player, I want none of that MMO / idle / micro transactions galore bullshit.

13.06.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait where are the Space 4x games for iOS?

13.06.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My kids screaming that the family server was down got me intensely interested in how to monitor one :-)

29.05.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is riduckolous

26.05.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never loved a troll so much. I remember his nickname with fondness and I wish him many happy returns.

17.05.2025 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recently posted an article there. It made it to the first page by the sheer string of negative comments of one bloke outraged by the idea of actually monitoring a Minecraft server. I salute his great service.

17.05.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At AWS, Gen AI is always Day 2

07.05.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love it when problems take care of themselves

05.05.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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