So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
06.06.2025 03:33 — 👍 10696 🔁 3284 💬 241 📌 204
This is an administration led by people who view numerous other people here and abroad as human dirt. That’s it. An objective analysis of the matter
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Today’s text: I will never forget my two autopsies.
12.02.2025 20:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This an excellent piece by my friend Alan Charles Raul. It somehow slipped through the editorial process of a newspaper opinion page that has the gall to present the legally illiterate non-lawyer Marc Theissen as a legal expert to its readers.
12.02.2025 13:24 — 👍 792 🔁 234 💬 30 📌 6
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25.01.2025 16:29 — 👍 826 🔁 308 💬 5 📌 11
Yeah but if the President does it, that means it is not illegal. That’s what the Supreme Court told us.
25.01.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump has issued an executive order accusing 51 former officials, by name, of “election interference,” potentially a serious crime. Their offense was exercising their right to free speech, @shaneharris.bsky.social writes: theatln.tc/Zfakrrfl
25.01.2025 13:39 — 👍 970 🔁 350 💬 66 📌 36
You have the wrong idea. Ply the guy with liquor. Not difficult and he won’t be able to destroy our military while drunk.
25.01.2025 04:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
theonion.com/conserv...
23.01.2025 22:00 — 👍 10966 🔁 1518 💬 147 📌 58
Trump hits NIH with ‘devastating’ freezes on meetings, travel, communications, and hiring
Researchers facing
@drjbhattacharya.bsky.social How’s it going, Jay? Are you sure you want to join the Trump administration?
www.science.org/content/arti...
23.01.2025 01:39 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
In other news, Jim Crow has been named acting head of the division.
23.01.2025 01:47 — 👍 413 🔁 102 💬 14 📌 5
The Bishop Who Pleaded With Trump: ‘Was Anyone Going to Say Anything?’
“I had a feeling that there were people watching what was happening and wondering, Was anyone going to say anything?” Bishop Mariann Budde explained. “Was anyone going to say anything about the turn the country’s taking?”
So, she took a breath, and spoke.
23.01.2025 01:21 — 👍 5747 🔁 759 💬 173 📌 71
How The Trump Administration Will Carry Out Mass Deportation
Decrease America's dependence on fruits and vegetables.
-The Onion
How The Trump Administration Will Carry Out Mass Deportation
theonion.com/how-the-trum...
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BREAKING: Trump Guitars Owner Gets Cease and Desist for Scammy Guitars
Gibson Guitars isn't playing around.
The company that makes the Trump Guitars was hit with a Cease & Desist from Gibson for ripping off their Les Paul body design. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
25.11.2024 22:02 — 👍 24372 🔁 4913 💬 1469 📌 629
Who’s joy?
24.11.2024 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Florida Man!
24.11.2024 04:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Melania's New COS Is 'Trump Aide 1' in Docs Indictment
Heading back to the scene of the crime.
Melania Trump named her new First Lady Chief of Staff today, and she just happens to be ‘Trump Aide 1’ in his classified documents indictment. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
22.11.2024 22:45 — 👍 11203 🔁 3178 💬 1019 📌 253
That is a T Rex.
22.11.2024 14:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms
21.11.2024 13:34 — 👍 47670 🔁 7686 💬 1786 📌 567
“Idiot,” he said, anxiously rather than crossly. “Love isn’t how you feel. It’s what you do."
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