Lokisaur

He is perfect and should spend all his time in the light

I put my face on here now

Honestly, are people ok?

Sure glad I spent the afternoon sweating my balls of to put in my a/c yesterday for it to be 18 and damp today

Sounds like it's time for some wacky hijinx!

All the oranges in this package are really pithy and it's pithing me off nobody's ever made this joke before

A six panel comic. In panel 1, a yellow warbler says "Hey, so I'm going to go out on a limb here". For the next four panels, it hops down along a branch. In the last panel, at the end of the branch, it sings a little song. I'm sorry.

Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

Tired of being stressed out about everything and having idiots call me because their land line phone isn't working like it's 1985

The constant political flip-flopping is making me real confident about everyone's ability to vote for strong representatives.

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be abducted by aliens.

Why does hyper drive sound cool, but turbo laser sound absolutely ridiculous

Headline from a rich person who writes: "Don't replace the culture war with the class war"

Counterpoint: Do

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Ah, the faces of cowardice.

Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???

Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?

What the fuck is this

A Blue Jay watching the nature trail.

I was so bored watching regular humans skateboard after playing this game before realizing how many skateboarders would be dead if it was real

They say there's fewer bots on here but I'm an orange pizza slice with a blank profile and I have 10 followers