Ashley Bach

Stranger — Zoetic Press Another 3am I spend channel surfing and as the inky hour turns I know I should be sleeping. My four-year-old son will grab me by the toe and drag me from bed at 6am regardless of my jaunts in Sam Hell...

The latest 4LPH4NUM3R1C features Ken Farrell's "Stranger" www.zoeticpress.com/alphanumeric...

“We’re people, not parts of people”: Severance, trauma, and the stories our bodies tell - Practical Theology Hub *Spoilers for Severance Series 2 ahead* I’ve just finished watching the second series of Severance, Apple TV’s psychological work-place thriller. It centres on the lives of employees at Lumon Industri...

My innie wrote about #Severance, trauma theology, and embodiment for Practical Theology Hub: practicaltheologyhub.com?p=1806

Not the wanting to fuck my adopted sister part, the other part.

Inside you are two Luke Wison characters

Welcome to idiocracy.

Kamala Harris on Jimmy Carter

Leave it ot DeSantis to waste taxpayer dollars!

Never forget.

The United States is so broken and damaged, it has elected a CRIMINAL as its next president. What a horrible county.

Trump said he will pardon 1000 “hostages” in the first 9 minutes. Will the Proud Boys be among them, the ones serving two decades for seditious conspiracy, the ones in my video?

It snowed. It’s not like there’s a violent mob outside beating up cops who are desperately trying to protect members of Congress inside.

Benedict Cumberbatch Reads Kurt Vonnegut’s Letter of Advice to People Living in the Year 2088 There was a time when a company like Volkswagen could commission various luminaries to write letters to the future, then publish them in Time magazine as part of an ad campaign.

Benedict Cumberbatch Reads Kurt Vonnegut’s Letter of Advice to People Living in the Year 2088 www.openculture.com/2024/12/bene...

Join the Digital Rally! #EndGunViolenceNow Another day, another school shooting in America. This is a moment to get LOUD.

BREAKING: In light of the tragedy in Wisconsin, there is a massive digital rally happening NOW.

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Really hope that Blue Sky is able to allow us to upload longer videos soon. I had to speed up Li in order to fit the length limit.

Americans Spend More Years Sick Than Rest of World, Study Finds Even as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows.

"Even as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows."

Not only did I get The Kingdom of Sweets at the Capricorn Books Pollyanna, but, while passing a table with a doll of Taylor Swift on it two women said they also hate her. They think my description of her "singing like the most taleneted girl in 7th grade" was fitting.

Taylor Swift's standardization of "authenticity" with public figures caused us the election.

Hi I'm popular in a very specific corner of the internet that you can only find if you're in one of the deepest existential crisises of your life

The one thing I hate about my generation is their complete unwillingness to call people. They won't call if there is a problem with their bill. They won't call to set up a payment arrangement. They won't call if their house is on fire.

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who is determined to turn up the volume and EXPOSE all of the brutal, deadly consequences of abortion bans in America.

They're not "pro-life."
They're pro controlling women's bodies.

Found out that Suzy Snowflake is on Letterboxd

I love Dan Toomey so goddamn much

A Country of Failsons From the screenplay for Fight Club (1999) When my dad asked me this morning, “what do you think about Biden pardoning his son?” I told him how I knew he would ask this question, and I s…

Wrote about the Biden Pardon.

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I sincerely hope America doesn't get hit with another pandemic in the next 4 years, because it's clear trump did not take any responsibility, hence he did NOT learn his lesson.

And he's tapped an anti-vaxxer as his HHS lead.
What could go wrong?

EVERYTHING.

A pile of illustrated skulls at the top of the image, with the text "November 27, 2024" above and the title "BOX OF SHENANIGANS" in large bold letters beneath, followed by the name "Ashley Bach" in smaller font. The background is white.

"At the end of every meeting, attendants would draw from the Box of Shenanigans... The box was full of pieces of paper with "chaoses" written on them. Actions to fulfill."

🔥 new story from Ashley Bach today!!

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I gotta hand it to Musk, he cured so many people of their Twitter addiction by making the site SUCK BALLS.