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slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

Ok if you’re gonna make it make one where they open a dinosaur park and it goes fine. Everybody has a nice day! Directed by Wes Anderson. The Dinosaurs have little hats

abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga. Stefani I have received your message and will be acting on it soon

Charli xcx is now a #GRAMMYs winner.

I e already seen them I just bought the physical copies so I can have them forever 😌

axolitl would be a better name for them imo

I bought the first four final destination movies today

One of my distant relatives just asked if grenadine is a liquid

a bit of wisdom from the first Polish encyclopedia (published 1745)

The man playing an accordion in the intersection in the distance is really giving this target parking lot a confusingly threatening aura

i love being an adult i can just have a bunch of baked potatoes for supper and nobody can stop me. nobody

every day there's a new article in my feed about how the plastic in my kitchen is killing me but actually I live harmoniously with the plastic and my kind heart and gentle spirit shield me from its ill effects

i can't believe americans call them "elevators" instead of "the bing bong box"

Finally made a Christmas list bc I know thanksgiving will inevitably lead to grandmas and aunts asking and I must be the most confusing person to buy gifts for to them because my lists are always all over the place

you ate that I love this new color

every boxing movie is basically about this transformation

i am become apathy, doer of nothing

I am normal and can be trusted with your follow

internal server error is a beautiful name for a girl

Scary emo cat

Forgot to lock my phone and put it in my pocket and almost sent this as a mass email to my students

@sbrooookea tweeting “she remembered who she was and the game changed”

We need her on Bluesky

ANOTHER GREAT BLOCKLIST JUST DROPPED 📢📢📢📢🚨🚨🚨🚨

not there for me either

Hi, I’d like added when you have time!

same

the energy here is eerily sane. i feel like i'm at a networking event and they havent turned off the overhead lights yet