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@coiledmortal.bsky.social

Father, husband, bourbon instructor, screenwriter. Come for the scripts, drinks, and fun; leave at the mention of loglines πŸ˜‰

184 Followers  |  190 Following  |  458 Posts  |  Joined: 05.10.2023  |  1.6968

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a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you .
10.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stone Cold Facts. It was a different world.

10.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the only person on here who might care about this is @crobertcargill.bsky.social. LOL

10.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been in the bourbon industry for 4 years this month.

I've been leading tours and tastings the whole time. Approaching 2,000 completed experiences.

Yesterday I achieved a major step: Executive Bourbon Steward.

If there were such a thing as a Bourbon Sommelier, this is pretty much it.

10.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says always ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says always
07.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, people...
This script is one I will defend to my dying breath and beyond.

Now, Lisa has made a short teaser for it, and I still LOL'd!

Lisa's parents are SUPER CUTE, and I love Mom and Lisa's accents!

She made it with no money, but she MADE IT!!

Which is WAY more than I've done!

βœ“ it out!

07.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love to read this!

06.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still mourning Catherine.

Never seen Waiting For Guffman.

Watching now.

03.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

02.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 40860    πŸ” 9152    πŸ’¬ 809    πŸ“Œ 318

I'll swap if you're still looking.

02.02.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If you have @pluto.tv, they have a Remembering Catherine O'Hara section.

About to watch Best In Show.

01.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Liam goes home…

www.instagram.com/reel/DUOW4_E...

01.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 18508    πŸ” 3807    πŸ’¬ 797    πŸ“Œ 453

I think I severely underestimated how much I actually loved Catherine O'Hara. Struggling with it. Just like Rob.

01.02.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.

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Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

16.01.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11120    πŸ” 3291    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 81

I have no idea what the point of this Melania film was. Was it a hit piece? Was it to humanize her?

I have no idea.

But it doesn't matter. At the end of the day...I'll never watch it.

27.01.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.

People outside of Minnesota, in
case you are wondering how to help the current situation, this website has many current opportunities to donate and support people who need help in Minnesota. Help pay rent, get groceries, and provide other support for people in hiding.
www.standwithminnesota.com

27.01.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also coming soon...the next generation of Columbia House.

You send the stickers of the loglines you like, and get those scripts in return!

For only a nickel! Cause they don't make pennies anymore.

(I'm only half joking)

(And I love Leah's idea)

27.01.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE this! I'd be down.

27.01.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to hear anything about reform. No retraining. Nothing.

They. Don't. Care.

Abolish.

27.01.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fully support this. Is this your most liked post?

26.01.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
pix of Trump cronies

pix of Trump cronies

26.01.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This entire administration, and those who do their bidding, are traitors and criminals. I hope EVERY LAST ONE gets locked up permanently.

26.01.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a young man is sitting in a theater and says green light netflix ALT: a young man is sitting in a theater and says green light netflix
25.01.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's SOOOO good!!

25.01.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It was an extrajudicial execution. Anyone who defends this is defending a police state.

25.01.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5207    πŸ” 2448    πŸ’¬ 323    πŸ“Œ 211

There are two truths to my initial question:
1) as much as I desperately want to, it is impossible for us to move to another country. There are just too many variables to overcome.
2) all those variables could be overcome by winning the lottery. If THAT ever happens, we're GONE.

25.01.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, seriously, can I just move my family to Canada?

25.01.2026 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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