@coiledmortal.bsky.social
Father, husband, bourbon instructor, screenwriter. Come for the scripts, drinks, and fun; leave at the mention of loglines π
Stone Cold Facts. It was a different world.
10.02.2026 19:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe the only person on here who might care about this is @crobertcargill.bsky.social. LOL
10.02.2026 19:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've been in the bourbon industry for 4 years this month.
I've been leading tours and tastings the whole time. Approaching 2,000 completed experiences.
Yesterday I achieved a major step: Executive Bourbon Steward.
If there were such a thing as a Bourbon Sommelier, this is pretty much it.
Okay, people...
This script is one I will defend to my dying breath and beyond.
Now, Lisa has made a short teaser for it, and I still LOL'd!
Lisa's parents are SUPER CUTE, and I love Mom and Lisa's accents!
She made it with no money, but she MADE IT!!
Which is WAY more than I've done!
β it out!
I'd love to read this!
06.02.2026 17:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Still mourning Catherine.
Never seen Waiting For Guffman.
Watching now.
Abolish ICE.
Thereβs no reforming it.
Thereβs no compromise.
Thereβs only one way to rein in ICEβs terror campaign. Abolish it.
I'll swap if you're still looking.
02.02.2026 23:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1If you have @pluto.tv, they have a Remembering Catherine O'Hara section.
About to watch Best In Show.
Liam goes homeβ¦
www.instagram.com/reel/DUOW4_E...
I think I severely underestimated how much I actually loved Catherine O'Hara. Struggling with it. Just like Rob.
01.02.2026 13:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.
31.01.2026 21:22 β π 44590 π 11034 π¬ 1109 π 453Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."
16.01.2026 15:25 β π 11120 π 3291 π¬ 53 π 81I have no idea what the point of this Melania film was. Was it a hit piece? Was it to humanize her?
I have no idea.
But it doesn't matter. At the end of the day...I'll never watch it.
People outside of Minnesota, in
case you are wondering how to help the current situation, this website has many current opportunities to donate and support people who need help in Minnesota. Help pay rent, get groceries, and provide other support for people in hiding.
www.standwithminnesota.com
Also coming soon...the next generation of Columbia House.
You send the stickers of the loglines you like, and get those scripts in return!
For only a nickel! Cause they don't make pennies anymore.
(I'm only half joking)
(And I love Leah's idea)
I LOVE this! I'd be down.
27.01.2026 22:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I don't want to hear anything about reform. No retraining. Nothing.
They. Don't. Care.
Abolish.
Fully support this. Is this your most liked post?
26.01.2026 21:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0pix of Trump cronies
26.01.2026 20:53 β π 1 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0This entire administration, and those who do their bidding, are traitors and criminals. I hope EVERY LAST ONE gets locked up permanently.
26.01.2026 18:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's SOOOO good!!
25.01.2026 20:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was an extrajudicial execution. Anyone who defends this is defending a police state.
25.01.2026 13:49 β π 5207 π 2448 π¬ 323 π 211There are two truths to my initial question:
1) as much as I desperately want to, it is impossible for us to move to another country. There are just too many variables to overcome.
2) all those variables could be overcome by winning the lottery. If THAT ever happens, we're GONE.
Like, seriously, can I just move my family to Canada?
25.01.2026 10:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0