Cuyoya

Roses are red,
The Files are ready,
Let's see who's in them,
Oh no it's Freddy...
#YIAYrose

Screenshot from Pokémon Center's website of a teal t-shirt. Centered on the shirt is a large Pikachu head-shaped logo with 3 and 0 for red cheeks. It's titled as "New! Pokémon 30th Celebration Teal T-Shirt - Adult" and priced at $24.99 USD.

Pokémon Center releasing *specifically* my favorite color for the 30th? Erm ok, yeah, this is epic 😎

Are you still using your vtuber avatar, and if not, can I have it? I want to look hotter, thanks.

Screenshot of a TikTok message request from a blank user saying "You better watch your fucking mouth about Tesla"

Screenshot of the blank user, whose username is @elon_musk2028_ and their name is "user-" and a string of 11 random numbers

I'm gonna miss TikTok

TikTok screenshot showing Cuyoya's latest 2 videos, both with 0 views. One is him holding a water bottle, the other is a pack of Pokémon cards.

TikTok has started suppressing my content really hard- pretty sure they won't even display my latest 2 videos to anyone at all, even if you go directly to my page

Just another sign to leave it for dead with that transfer 💀

YouTube Studio screenshot showing a newly uploaded video titled: "Glassy Sky" Remix & Cover by Cuyoya, and a breif description blurb about how he had finished the cover months ago but was waiting for it to snow for filming. THe video length shows as 4 minutes and 54 seconds. There is just a basic auto-generated thumbnail, with a screenshot from the video of what appears to be lyrics to the top left, and Cuyoya sitting in the snow on the right.

Oh boy oh boy, now I just need a thumbnail

Ancient runes burned into the snow with what appears to be bloody piss. They are likely a really cool and very funny reference.

Made sure to leave some ancient runes in the snow- only true legends know what these mean 🔥🔥🔥

You should rewatch the Dude Perfect Board Game segment too :)

HAPPY NEW YE- oh shit wait I missed it sorry

HAPPY NEW YE- oh shit wait not yet sorry

I need to open Pokémon cards with friends again soon...

A plate lays on the floor in front of an open refridgerator, scattered dino nuggets strewn about around it. Honey mustard is all over the place, even on Cuyoya's hand.

Fuck my chungus life

Quadruple-A if you include my debuffs: Anxiety and American

That too- they're just so tasty I can't help it

Twitch Recap screenshot showing Cuyoya's top 3 tags as autistic, adhd, and asexual

What I mean when I say I'm a professional triple-A gamer:

He's Nightmare Freddy... and he's in my head...

YIPPEEEEEE

jackisanerd youtube video screenshot showing the title "Confused Grandpa tries to guess Pokémon lore" with a thumbnail of Jack using an old man filter, with a Drifloon next to him and the word "FATPHOBIC?" in all caps and an arrow pointing at it

This is fricked up

I believe at you

A tired Cuyoya lying in bed with a full beard he needs to shave when November ends

Good morning chat

EITFO audio editing day... wish me luck

Was gonna go to the flea market today and then just before I left I took a nap and woke up at 10:30pm anyways how has your day been because I apparently skipped it 🙃

A pile of Pokémon TCG boxes, including Surging Sparks, Mega Evolution, Black Bolt, and some loose packs! Also there's a 1lb bag of sugar, and some rubbing alcohol off to the side. Don't worry about that *smile*

I am open cards :) twitch.tv/Cuyoya

Good morning (it's 7:30pm)

Good night

Oh God

Twitter screenshot showing a "Your account is suspended" alert

Oh no! Anyway...

They be gleepin' and beepin'

Cuyoya - Twitch I forgot I stream haha oops anyways editing time

Oh right, I almost forgot I stream. First time after TwitchCon, so it's just gonna some late night editing and vibes time twitch.tv/Cuyoya