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yo_uterus everywhere else. Bikes, esoteric bullshit. Chicago, she/her

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Being unfamiliar with pre-Middle English characters prevented me from understand 1100 or 1000 but taking one year of German and having a solid Early English Literature course in college got me pretty far. If you also like to nerd out about language, you won't find a finer way to spend your Sunday.

22.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do like cold riding in fluffy flakes but I’m way less about always being outside whenever possible than I was in my 20s

22.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Riding my bike outside: why is it so good for me and why is it so hard to remember that when it’s below 50 degrees

21.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Omne Air MIPS Cycling Helmet in Rhos Red Matt/Citrine Yellow Matt | POC (US) The POC Omne Air Mips Helmet is good for all-around riding use. Gain protection from impacts and collisions without extra weight or discomfort.

finally someone made a helmet in a good colorway poc.com/en-us/produc...

21.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear there’s still marketing teams who will pay you to see that guy

21.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

$360 is the current going rate for obstructed view summerfest tickets

21.02.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

4.5 years before I finally got to do a project for a Shakespeare Theater

21.02.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
6 bad doodles with text under each one.
horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab.
shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style.
crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes.
shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away.
crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped.
horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.

6 bad doodles with text under each one. horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab. shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style. crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes. shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away. crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped. horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.

#InvertebrateShitposting as per @joabaldwin.com's request

19.02.2026 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1176    πŸ” 384    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 13
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 40822    πŸ” 10863    πŸ’¬ 312    πŸ“Œ 339

Yeah this is the read I don’t think was accessible to me in my early 20s, but I also still think life time of being a woman on top of the last 5 year of them working in tech is going to make Jane Eyre still resonate more with me

17.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should probably reread both Wuthering Heights and Jane Eyre to see if I feel any differently about them in my 30s but 20 year old me could not conceive of a world where anyone would like Wuthering Heights more than Jane Eyre

17.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

10/10 Galentines Day

14.02.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

face is way too large, band is fairly flexible for me, more of an issue of arm length than wrist circumference, my arms are real beefy for my height (thanks gym gainzzz)

13.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i use a garmin watch for lifting and also other non-cycling outside sports. the 40mm version actually fits my wrist well but most similar fitness watches start at 45-50mm

13.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

endlessly annoyed that the features i want in watch upgrade are not available in the size that fits me best

super hate how like all of the US outdoors and fitness industries just low key don't believe there are adults smaller than like 5'4"

13.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you wouldn't put "A Huge Tree in the Tsukamori Forest" on your pump up playlist i don't know if we can be friends

13.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

several of my clients regularly host orchestras and yet none of them are doing the totoro sound track whyyyyyyy

13.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ughhhhhhh solidarity

11.02.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It has been 0️⃣ days since I last wondered how Pablo Escobar’s cocaine hippos are doing

11.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL there’s a UK touring cyclists Shakespeare theater company called β€œThe Handlebards”

Not an intersection of my interests I’d previously considered; my life is enriched

10.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best way to make sure my bike parts will arrive at the shop today is to wear my pj bottoms all day instead of putting on leaving the house pants before starting work.

09.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i did the prep work for a week's worth of food containing vegetables please clap

06.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i do legitimately miss these, not because they were good, but because of attachment to childhood experience

06.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

supper club as a little treat on tour can not be recommended enough

02.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But also lmao every time it calls one of the highway overpasses a β€œsteep hill”

02.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spending 2 hours in a room of people all committed to being the best version of themselves possible is a hell of a drug

30.01.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My job is hiring 2 positions in the C Suite and honestly the fact that base pay is less than 2x mine (senior title) is really nice. Even less than 3x my entry level role starting salary 4 years ago.

Leadership trying to not be evil is what has kept me here

29.01.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#bikechi Y'all we all have like a million of these kinds of bottles hanging out. If you've got some you can donate, there's a need in Minneapolis and we're shipping.

26.01.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
I Should Be Allowed to Think
YouTube video by They Might Be Giants - Topic I Should Be Allowed to Think
26.01.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Defund the police and invest in communities. Why are we trying to save anything this chronically broken and unwilling to accept any degree of reform?

25.01.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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