Amberini Cappucini

Lmao wtf this guy

A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"

Oof, yeah. You're not wrong. It's so funny that some people thought it should've closed out the last Nintendo Direct and I'm like "Oblivion Remastered was a significantly better choice than that LMAO"

Agreeeeed. 0°F is really cold, 100°F is really hot.

Meanwhile 0°C is kind of cold, and 100°C is we'd all be dead

I hope when we get a chrono trigger remake it has a random encounter toggle

Oh hey it's my favorite game of all time

"Sarah the PRST and Chester the KNTE have joined the force." A crt TV screen photo of Shining Force II with three of the core characters, including the player, in a medieval fantasy school room preparing to investigate why their teacher has been gone so long.

And a new legend is born as childhood friends come together to seek adventure. ⚔️

📺: Shining Force II, Sonic! Software Planning, 1993 (MD)

Hideki Sato, designer of all Sega’s consoles, has died | VGC Sato helmed design for consoles including Mega Drive, Saturn…

Hideki Sato, designer of virtually all of Sega’s consoles, has died.

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I don't know what I've heard but okay :>

So true bestie

How dare she not consider my feelings about her rape

This guy sucks

bully them more

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A mug containing hot cocoa saying "Today's News Tonight" next to a bottle of hot sauce called Colfax Killer. Did Amber put the hot sauce in the hot cocoa? It will forever remain a mystery.

@bitnerd.gvg.io @ash.gvg.io @steve.gvg.io @jon.gvg.io a blast from the past for my choice of mug tonight

Naming your game after eugenics when Nazism is commonplace these days is a hell of a choice.

Warhammer Owner Games Workshop Bans Its Creative Staff From Using GenAI A "few senior managers" are testing the tech but remain unexcited, says CEO

Warhammer Owner Games Workshop Bans Its Creative Staff From Using GenAI.

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

"I'm neither left NOR right, but a secret third thing!" always means they're right-wing. Always.

You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, vote for my party.

liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky

Reversible cover for Switch version please

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

Rosalina: "You had my curiosity before, now you have my-

My clinical supervisor would be so proud. She's always peer pressuring me into healthier habits like some kind of monster

Actually did some yoga tonight, now I just have to keep it up for the next rest of my life so I can hopefully stop waking up with critical back pain

the children yearn for Record Of Lodoss War

This is a scam. If you see this, DON'T click it.

A bunny sits at an old windows computer, playing computer games late at night. Other games as well as cds are strewn about the room, and also empty plastic bottles. The bunny has a beanbag chair, and also a pet turtle

Daily bunny no.3228 is too close to the screen