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THE TERM CONSPIRACY THEORY WAS INVENTED BY THE FREEMASONS TO DISCREDIT AND OBSCURE THE TRUTH‼️ *ONLY SATIRE*

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They think we are dumb!!

23.05.2025 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We can only see one side of those “planets” , Neil
Why wont you show everyone the other sides!? Is it because they are lush paradises? Or maybe thats where the elites are building the docking ports for the exodus when they ditch us on this hell rock??

05.05.2025 22:17 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My girl’s cat is a sleeper cell agent. He tries to eat power cables. I think he’s trying to get signal to connect to the NSA networks so he can report back on our activity. I know he can talk! I just can’t PROOVE it!

08.04.2025 07:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elvis isnt dead! He got plastic surgery in turkey and is DJing in Brooklyn

01.04.2025 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THEY CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS. THEY ARE WATCHING YOUR DREAMS.

21.03.2025 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Grand Canyon isnt actually that big. The canyon you see from the sky is a custom bouncy-house-like inflatable. The Arizona government funded it with help from the FDD (federal dept. of deception) to boost tourism revenue. All the contracts to create the bouncy house were classified or destroyed.

17.03.2025 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Word on the street is that the mole government is planning to increase defense spending in response to tunnel expansion in New Jersey. What is our “government” going to do in response? Helloo?!

11.03.2025 05:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are the cell towers conveniently in highly populated areas?? And why are they so damn HIGH UP?? Maybe because they aren’t really cell towers at all! Maybe they are EMP emitting towers which will be used when the blackout is activated. We should climb them and YANK OUT THE CABLES

11.03.2025 05:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you get your “wisdom” teeth removed they put you under so you dont know they install an NSA issued tracking chip in the left side of your jaw and a remote detonator in the right side. So be careful if you take part in the UPRISING!

08.03.2025 16:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sources have informed me that @mta.info is hiding MOLE PEOPLE! There’s a whole other tunnel network 2 levels lower than the subways where they keep them!

07.03.2025 20:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🚨 On March 20, 2032, the 6G Mind Control GETS ACTIVATED. 🚨
5G was just the setup—6G is the activation. The Global World Gov (GWG) chose the equinox because Earth’s electromagnetic field is weakest, making our brains easier to rewrite.
After the 6G EMP THE INTERNET WILL GO DARK
#equinoxmindhack

26.02.2025 05:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is nobody talking about the tunnels connecting the #Denver airport to area51?!?!!

22.02.2025 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking they faked the moon landings implies the “moon” is even real. Its a holographic projection on the dome‼️🚨 #WAKEUP theres nothing up there! ONLY DOME!

22.02.2025 07:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Its possible the internet was installed on earth by a super intelligent extraterrestrial civilization with advanced cloaking technology. Its a data collection social experiment! they are mining our data to create humanoid AI androids which are installed in every government around the globe!

22.02.2025 07:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The carried interest tax loophole was invented as a way to complicate the tax code so they can go on CSPAN and talk all boring so they dont have to answer questions about UFOs and Roswell!!

22.02.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The agriculture industry puts nano-bots in the water that can cross the blood brain barrier. They use the nano-bots to send electrical impulses to the hippocampus in order to subconsciously direct our purchasing habits in the grocery store. #illusionofchoice

19.02.2025 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like you’re telling me the ocean ends up in the sky?? Good one.

15.02.2025 08:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Clouds” lol yeah right

15.02.2025 08:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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WHAT IS GOING ON IN MISSOURI???!?

14.02.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one actually believes the earth is flat. Those people are likely actors sponsored by the CIA (or a collective- FSB, CIA, Mossad, MI6 etc.) to distract the plebeians from the true conspiracies and discredit any whistleblowers. 🌎

12.02.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Its not makeup! Its a cosmetic polymer blended film invented by NASA reserved for politicians and the Hollywood “elite”

12.02.2025 17:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
International Traffic in Arms Regulations - Wikipedia

Your iphone is a weaponized propaganda delivery vehicle. DARPA gave apple the seed funding for the initial R&D. The iphone is listed under the International Traffic in Arms Regulations (ITAR)

12.02.2025 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BIG FLUORIDE CONTROLS THE WATER!!! THEY CONTROL THE PIPES!!

11.02.2025 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Canned Tuna Recalled in 26 States—Check Your Pantry Now! In yet another food recall, consumers are being warned to check their pantries. The reason? The canned tuna they may have purchased is at risk of bacteria contamination. The affected products were sol...

The FDA is government bureaucratic bloat and botulism is just natural bacteria but the GLOBALISTS who control the WHO have invented science to tell us its bad for you so they can CONTROL THE WORLD FOOD SUPPLY. LET US EAT THE TUNA!

11.02.2025 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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