Manfool

The thing that Donnie always has going for him is a low bar. Even in is first term he was about as coherent as Biden on his worst day. People only ever payed attention to the vibe, not the substance. So as he slips into total drooling gibberish it barely registers.

Tulsi got on Trump’s shit list over Iran. She’s trying to get back in his good graces.

If Johnson’s comments don’t both infuriate and scare the ever lovin’ shit out of you then we can’t be friends.

Back in 2011 I used to say the Tea Party only pretended to give a damn about taxes and deficits.

You gotta allow these people to save face, even though it couldn't have been more obvious what they were voting for. These are the people who didn't join the cult and are looking for a way out. Don't block the exit.

The moderate position between Nazi and Anti-Nazi is Sorta-Nazi.

There are so many assholes in America, one party is no longer enough for them all.

Follow up question: So, when you handed out binders to a bunch of right wing TikTok influencers what was that about?

We’re all equal but some of us are equaler.

Yeah when they say that they just mean don’t make bigots feel bad.

- “I will achieve world peace”
- “Don’t be silly, no leader has ever achieved world peace.”
- “Well has anyone thought of repeatedly typing it in all caps?”

I bet there's significant overlap between, "doesn't know what's in it," and "in favor of it."

Gosh, I recall when he blamed a sitting president for high gas prices. Since he's the sitting president now, he should keep them low.

Only the people who care to remember it.

We knew what needed to be done. We had our chance. We didn’t have the will.

Donald Trump is gagging for his own 9-11. There. I said it.

Generous to suggest he could win a limbo contest, let alone participate in one.

Let me guess: in two weeks?

You'll know what Palantir is soon enough.

5:00 PM today

And by “all,” I mean, the people I paid to be there, and some pigeons

The Last Action Hero. Fight me.

To be fair, that's a normal June day in DC.

that and you can't smell meth.

Eventually some punk is gong to throw a rock. If they didn't get violence today they'd have pushed until they got it tomorrow or the next day.

Kinda hoped I wouldn't live to see that Sinclair Lewis quote go from future to present tense, but here we are. See you on the 14th.

To them, freedom means being able to impose their will over those with less power and tyranny is being prevented from doing so. To them, what's happening right now is freedom.

They're not worried that the flag will make kids gay; they're worried that it will make gay kids feel welcome.

I'd bet good money he fell face first into a k-hole.