Lindsay Moore

I wish I could take credit for this joke.

Plus the actual pile of human shit contributes to the environment in a positive way. This other guy just wastes precious oxygen.

I just saw “Sinners” and my primary goal now is to knit the sweater that Michael B. Jordan is wearing at the end of the movie.

Gotta update the Wild Rumpus:
The Wild Thing is finished! I’m going to add Max.

I wanted to date both of them and be both of them.

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High school me: I could probably fixed him.

Pay your writers.
Honor your contracts.
Pay your writers.
Honor your contracts.
Pay your writers.
Honor your contracts.

Let the Wild Rumpus start!

Hear me out: Jizzler and the Sex Pests would be a great band name. You just get on stage and scream into the microphone while the band destroys their instruments.

My husband — a cis man — has done all of these things.

I like the term “gender critters” because it makes me think of vermin, which gender criticals are (although this is an insult to actual vermin).

Me: I’m ok

Also me:

This is what happens when you don’t eat your vegetables.

I know men who adamantly refuse to read but seem to think that they’re capable of writing well. They aren’t.

Me in 2021: I need a new career. I’ll get a degree in Library Sciences!
Me now: (incoherent rage screaming)

Everyone should have color-coordinated dice for these kinds of situations.

I know, right?!

I’m going to embroider the phrase “do I really have to do ALL the stabbing around here?” onto a pillow.

SESAME STREET WORKERS ARE UNIONIZING!!! ✊

This morning, workers at the nonprofit behind Sesame Street delivered their letter asking for voluntary recognition to management!

Read all about it: www.opeiulocal153.org/news/employe...

One blackout down, 4 left. Let’s keep this going!

That sounds so nice. Can I live in the cottage next door and we can hang out and bake together?

Don’t forget: Tesla Cars are Nazi Cars

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time

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Each day this week, I am doing a thread to signal boost creators that are being targeted for marginalization by jerks.

If you are a creator with a disability, please post below and include a link/sample of your work.

You DO NOT have to disclose your disability!

Support these folks, everyone!

It’s always a good time to write rebellious shit.

Just give your roommate the keys to the crawlspace and let them store the corpses there!