Necro Realm

Microdosing Vicks VapoRub

Damn! Hadn’t heard that. Heartbreak

Tree Ents fucking

Maybe you still aren’t awake

Harry Connick Jr. fused with his own piano the way Jeff Goldblum was fused with a fly

Jim Henson materializes on the Senate floor with a gleaming, crystal sword

The best episode of FROM is the one where they run low on food and start ordering DoorDash and they have to have a communal debate about the ethics of it because the DoorDash drivers who arrive are also cursed to remain in the village

Tarzan is bushmeat

The Tarzan, raised by millipedes, who scurries on his belly through the jungle underbrush

Found another dead Smurf in the rat trap

Drinking IPAs and watching Samurai Cop in bed. Whose coming over

My artisanal spa soap, full of shea butter, maggots, and crushed microchips

The last stop on the night bus - Necro Realm

Amen

Doctors went to check Kristi Noem’s pulse, but she has no heart

I like the xenomorph heirloom varietals

Every night, the same hollow knocking from the grain elevator

“Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it.”

lol this is me buying high powered fishing magnets even though I live nowhere near a body of water

Museum of the menu

Concrete weevils

In my town there’s a sugar refinery. Who is in the witch’s tower?

28 deaths and over 400 injuries attributed to bouncy castles

Are you watching me on camera?!!

The robed brewer harvesting the hops that snake from H.P. Lovecraft’s grave, ingredients for a delicious, apocalyptic IPA

That’s what I’ll say to myself while sawing off my zombie bitten arm

Working my abs so hard they flake like tuna

Surgically altering my face to better resemble my dog

Pale, dead-eyed children whispering “nekcudrut” from a dark patch of forest at the end of the cul-de-sac

Did the Pumpkinhead sequels introduce other fruit and vegetable monsters?