Mr. Big Shot

my cat decided she likes me again :D

Freaky song because i have that one type of sinus congestion that makes the world look like a tv turned on the wrong channel

I have felt ill for many moons

It so is

started cooking something freaky last night in Logic Pro X #startedcookingsomethingfreakylastnight

thank u!!!!🧜‍♀️

thank u im the ocean!!!!!

I lost everything. my wife left me. my kids don't want anything to do with me. Chat GPT, how should i feel about this?

fool me once, shame on me. My fault for trusting anyone

♡ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ౨ৎ ‧₊ .
♥︎𝒯𝒽ℯℬ𝓁𝓊ℯ𝓈𝓀𝓎𝒥ℴ𝓀ℯ𝓇♥︎

i like learning abt the ocean and deep sea creatures . i dislike being betrayed or slighted

me: getting a call. hold on brotha it's Scam Likely i gotta take this ☝️

me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten

me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying

woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*

if you're losing ur mind that means youre doing the right thing. And you can't stop now

I can't believe on top of it all I still have to keep my duolingo streak alive too

* pointing to the sun* ball of light painful to me. . 😓 es un globo malo? i was just born so these things i have not yet learn ..

hold on bro it's Scam Likely i gotta take this

i have a condition that makes me explode 3 times per day

the sweet snake from
my dream came back but this time there was a mean one too. it was yellow

snow angel

sunset outside the gym earlier. I want to eat the sky

it only takes ten listens of Fuck My Computer - Frost Children Remix to clean your entire room and bathroom

Thanks everyone for my 500 follower. i'm so excited to be Real

one more follower to 500.. who will take one for the team

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Actually it's for me ☝️

out of kibble..FML

I was created in a lab to destroy you

i have one million friends. Because i am friends with the moon the trees the flowers and bees