Sir Goose

I think Postmates is hitting on me.

Hey, @schumer.senate.gov …looks like the people actually DO want progressive Democratic representation like Mamdani after all. Time to get on board with what your base wants or the train will leave you and the other centrists behind.

Fuck MAGA! Fuck Republicans! If this momentum hold up into the midterms, they’re absolutely going to be fucked. I cannot wait to see them become an endangered species.

Made a big oopsie whoopsie in D&D today and nearly took the whole party down. I was fine with getting KO’d for my stupid decision, but the gut punch was realizing I almost caused a TPK. Glad everybody’s character survived or I’d be drowning in guilt.

I got an olive stuck in the socket formerly known as my wisdom tooth and panicked thinking it was a dislodged blood clot. Nope. Just olive.

The only time Donald Trump and Republicans use the word “thug” is when they’re talking about Black folks. It’s painfully obvious that they’re using it as a placeholder for the N-word.

It’s so fun having government representatives tell us anecdotal stories instead of providing factual data to back up any of their claims.

There are far too many ICE agents with unpunched faces.

I’m so frustrated by all the stitches in my mouth!!! They’re keeping me from yapping as much as I normally do and that is a hate crime. It’s a crime and I hate it!

I never thought I was one of those weirdos who needed “floor time”, yet recently I’ve found myself sitting cross legged on the ground using my recliner as a back brace. Sure, I would lay upside down on the stairs and watch TV as a kid, but that’s just kid stuff! Right? 😬

The problem with being fat and having surgery is that I can’t tell if my face is swollen or if this is just how I look…

Noticing that after this surgery I have been significantly more irritable. Come at me with some stupid bullshit and I’m not going to be kind about it. I’m really liking whatever is in these meds I’m taking for the holes in my face. It’s not the opiates, cuz I stopped those already. Made me itchy.

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I knew I liked to yap, but being unable to do it after having oral surgery suuuuucks. I never knew how much I felt the need to post videos of me yapping. I have the neeeeeed.

Just had my wisdom teeth ripped out!

He randomly made this face while talking about Portland. Either his heart/ankles are exploding or ol’ Pammy is giving him a handy under the table.

So scary!

Fuck ICE. Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck Fascism.

I take minor comfort in knowing that historians will never mistake me for being one of these MAGA traitors. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump.

The people running our government are so fucking stupid. 🤣

It’s almost like allowing companies to have monopolies deteriorates the quality of service/products and allows them to raise their costs however high they want. Who’d have ever seen that being a consequence?

A quick mix of potatoes, zucchini, and onion. I call it Goose Slop. Contains basically all the minerals and vitamins a constantly struggling body needs. Looks horrific, but tastes pretty okay. 🤣

My first thought when I saw the news that the government was considering this garbage for the 250th anniversary of the USA.

Oh no…the first Hazbin Hotel single has dropped. If this song is a preview of the rest of the soundtrack, then I’m gonna be skipping around with it on repeat for the next year.

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It’s been a while since I’ve been able to sit down and watch @criticalrole.bsky.social, but we’re butt deep in Session 1 of Campaign 4 now and watching on that Beacon thang.

It’s wild to see @microsoft.com being so out of touch that they believe their “Ultimate” level for Xbox Game Pass is worth $30 a month. I was already reconsidering it at the normal $20 and this price bump with no extra value has sealed my decision to downgrade.

I often forget JD Vance’s inability to be likable. Then he opens his mouth.

I miss how back in the day saying “The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi” wasn’t controversial.

I seriously thought they were all the same person and it was an editing trick. Noooope. Just white Europeans. 😂