Lacey Cencula

trying to get march madness tickets and the service fee is half the price of the tickets. my boy joe biden was gonna fix this 😭😭😭 instead we got plane crashes and a recession

sure, the president ignored a court order, but that’s what checks and balances are for! (by checks and balances, i mean congress doing nothing because they’ve pledged fealty to an orange amorphous blob despite a long history of him screwing over every person he’s ever known)

“DOGE claims it’s saving billions, but we checked and that’s not true.” yeah no shit, i didn’t even need a study to know that. and that’s because i have working brain cells

oh, the girls are fighting?

you can tell the people trying to gut the government have never had a real job because they landed on "one micromanaging email" as the thing that would break regular people

they should allow cute guys on hinge

i wonder what they'll call this part of history. probably the cool zone

it would be so crazy if espn learned how long basketball games last

ohhhh my god, your husband is your forever valentine? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite your wedding photographer?

HHS Secretary Dr. Leo Spacemen

finally an hhs that will listen to the measles' side of the story

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

the SNL 50 commercial makes me tear up every time

so i’m just a little curious as to how our system of “checks and balances” is able to be overrun by the unelected head of a fake government agency

Yeah yeah he’s cringe but can you imagine being dumb enough to fall for this shit? Like oh sure the worlds richest man with billions in government contracts is saying that disability payments are the real scam, he seems legit lol

“WHAT’S WRONG WITH JESUS SPONSORING THE TIDE”

a reminder that “he gets us” is an alt-right PAC that actively works to dismantle all of the values they claim to support in their propaganda commercials

it’s time for the chiefs to put in tua

this being how i found out

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

This is a great idea. Do you know anyone in Congress you can talk to?

you have to be an absolute moron of a leader to roll back DEI efforts at your company.

the american workforce gets more diverse with each passing year. imagine steering your company in the opposite direction of the future.

pretty neat twitter leftists have gone radio silent on actual fascism in our country

someone check on drake

KARMA TAKES ALL MY FRIENDS TO THE SUMMIT!!!!!

sabrina’s grammy performance was so iconic, it will be shown at youtube nights for years to come.

it would be so sick if espn figured out the timing of college basketball games

almost like gutting the federal government of workers and funding will have dire consequences

If Alabama politics has taught me anything, it's that 90 to 95% of what you see can be explained by the phrase "there is no plan."