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Ryan Missanelli

@wrytoast.bsky.social

Former Alabama instructor, current South Alabama recruiter. College football, soccer, and higher education. Go Jags and Roll Tide y’all.

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Once Godfrey left I cancelled my subscription and it ended last week. With him there it was like listening to the folks at the corner of the bar talk over a beer. With just Richard and Alex I feel like I’m sitting in a lecture. I’ll just pay for Phantom Island instead.

08.12.2025 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The whole bracket is dumb this year (no one is beating Indiana) but I’ll be damned if I’m not rooting for JMU to *checks notes* “fuck shit up”. The Sun Belt remains the Fun Belt until further notice.

07.12.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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📚 🦸🏻‍♀️RUTHERFORD COUNTY — “Go and thank your librarian. Absolute heroes.”

Library director Luanne James gets thunderous applause for bravely blowing the whistle on library board director Cody York, the latest front in the right-wing war on books in Tennessee.

Full: www.threads.com/@thetnholler...

03.12.2025 20:41 — 👍 2713    🔁 1138    💬 117    📌 78
Spotify wrapped 2025

Spotify wrapped 2025

Towards the start of Fall Spotify started giving me a bunch of Australian punk and ska. I’ve heard slang I never knew existed and the word c*nt more in the last 6 weeks than in my entire life.

03.12.2025 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Eeyore as a college football fan

Eeyore as a college football fan

Penn State family member going through it this morning

03.12.2025 17:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ole Miss defensive tackle Jon Seaton with a TikTok referencing nobody in particular and is just a funny sketch.

02.12.2025 01:52 — 👍 341    🔁 69    💬 6    📌 5
Sheetz MTO order board showing P. Kraft and K. Sitake

Sheetz MTO order board showing P. Kraft and K. Sitake

Spotted at the Altoona Sheetz???

01.12.2025 23:51 — 👍 134    🔁 14    💬 8    📌 8
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The idea of coaching Ole Miss in the Playoff really feels like a coordinated agenda by Lane Kiffin, Nick Saban, and Kirk Herbstreit.

01.12.2025 23:15 — 👍 32    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 2
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Killing Shipwrecked Survivors is Not Just Illegal—It Endangers U.S. Servicemembers If the United States chooses a path where killing defenseless survivors becomes acceptable, American servicemembers will pay the price for that choice.

Killing Shipwrecked Survivors is Not Just Illegal—It Endangers U.S. Servicemembers

By Professor @marknevitt.bsky.social, Commander, JAGC (ret.)

“Compliance with international law—including the laws of war—is built, in many respects, on reciprocity.”

www.justsecurity.org/125998/boat-...

01.12.2025 18:13 — 👍 91    🔁 42    💬 1    📌 8

Bill Belichick getting Nick Saban to tell Lane Kiffin to make his exit from Ole Miss as messy as possible in order to distract everyone from his performance at UNC this year is my new favorite conspiracy theory

01.12.2025 00:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jimmy Sexton got the PR firm out stretching its legs today I see

30.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has Lane Kiffin ever left a job normally?

30.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So did Lane DTF or nah?

30.11.2025 05:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
TV and fire pit on the deck in sunset

TV and fire pit on the deck in sunset

Settling right in for football tonight

29.11.2025 22:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

South Carolina QB just threw that ball to the moon

29.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lane looking annoyed. Man needs to do more hot yoga. Recenter his chi.

29.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kiffin throwing shit at State in this interview. Hell yeah.

28.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dave Neal keeps it clean
YouTube video by Patrick Claybon Dave Neal keeps it clean

youtu.be/eoGupG4i_Wc?...

Consummate professional

28.11.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That entire sequence of the interception and then a quick three and out is peak Jefferson Pilot football

28.11.2025 17:56 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

King of the Hill just gave us our Christmas card. Season 4, episode 10.

28.11.2025 02:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ESPN Orangeburg VIDEOS TOP HEADLINES ESPN ORANGEBURG VIDEOS https://www.youtube.com/embed?listType=playlist&list=UU7koO2KSfPoenAHutvSq5Gw&layout=gallery

Can’t watch SC State vs NC Central?

Here’s a radio feed.

espnorangeburg.com

14.11.2025 22:32 — 👍 18    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 1
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Gonna drop a Jameis Winston video tomorrow sometime and to borrow his words...

13.11.2025 06:46 — 👍 53    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1

I just assume that anyone reading in public is a last child (like me) and could read through a nuclear explosion, as that’s probably less distracting then what a house full of siblings is like

10.11.2025 13:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna use this as my counterpoint to inefficient Pentagon spending from now on. At least one branch is being conscientious and responsible with the people’s money and time.

08.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Democrat Johnny DuPree Flips Republican-Held Mississippi Senate District in Forrest County Johnny DuPree, a Democrat who served as the mayor of Hattiesburg, Mississippi, for 16 years, has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate seat.

BREAKING: Democrat Johnny DuPree has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate district in a special election.

DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.

His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...

05.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 8020    🔁 1979    💬 84    📌 313

“Auburn Head Coach Jon Gruden” is one of the most cursed sentences ever written

02.11.2025 19:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
One of the precious jewels not stolen from the Louvre

One of the precious jewels not stolen from the Louvre

With this carriage dispute, let’s return to tradition for comfort

31.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With this new round of carriage nonsense I’d like to remind everyone that listening to the games over the radio/through the Varsity Network app is both free and hilarious.

None of us watch CFB to be objective, so let hyper regional accents and quirks give you the Gameday experience you deserve.

31.10.2025 13:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I bet Brian Kelly was indignant as HELL in that meeting

27.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Ghost of Stephen Garcia’s Bang Bus is just causing the normal problems for Bama. Nothing unusual here.

25.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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