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Ryan Missanelli

@wrytoast.bsky.social

Former Alabama instructor, current South Alabama recruiter. College football, soccer, and higher education. Go Jags and Roll Tide y’all.

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Just saw SEC Shorts finish filming at Crestwood Park. Can’t wait to see what this one ends up being

13.08.2025 22:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had forgotten the name of this episode until now. Thank you so much because I’ll now be going back to that bit whenever I need a dopamine hit

10.08.2025 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jason as Gandalf as Dusty Rhodes nearly made me crash on at least two occasions driving between Birmingham and Tuscaloosa

10.08.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Another perfect @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

06.08.2025 01:03 — 👍 177    🔁 21    💬 4    📌 15

Watching the newest South Park and this is like watching prime Jordan hit every jumper

24.07.2025 17:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A text exchange about political action and protesting

A text exchange about political action and protesting

Talking to a buddy about a local election. He’s frustrated so I told him to get out and canvas against the guy he thinks isn’t worth a damn. He’s excuse not to don’t fly in Birmingham.

23.07.2025 12:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Red Bull has one mediocre year and they immediately transition to the “fire everyone” mindset and if that ain’t college football I don’t know what is

09.07.2025 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi Have y’all ever talked about how the Speed and Metal Gear Solid themes are the exact same?

04.07.2025 03:02 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Just finished the final episode of The Bear. That finale was game of thrones level disappointment

30.06.2025 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it

21.06.2025 12:21 — 👍 30902    🔁 10130    💬 459    📌 1225
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Bonus video: bucket truck operator beforehand

28.05.2025 12:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Older gentlemen in Alabama Crimson Tide hat rigging a tree for limb removal

Older gentlemen in Alabama Crimson Tide hat rigging a tree for limb removal

Same older man in a Marlboro Red commercial

Same older man in a Marlboro Red commercial

Listening to the new @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social today and completely forgot I submitted the tree removal story last year.

Not sure if his name was Cody Wayne but he brought that same ninja energy.

28.05.2025 12:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pep is exhibiting levels of “divorced dad” energy rarely ever seen with that post match handshake refusal

17.05.2025 17:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

New pope got his bachelor’s from Villanova. Wild that we have a pope who probably enthusiastically has yelled “Go Birds” at multiple points in his life.

There is now a non-zero chance that the leader of the Catholic Church has called in to argue with someone on WIP.

08.05.2025 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching PSG play incredibly well versus English teams this Champions League campaign and the French haven’t marched through English squads this successfully since 1066

29.04.2025 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It just occurred to me that with Amazon flirting with listing import/tariff charges on purchases and Temu just coming right out with them that a large swathe of the population is going to start posting Instagram stories about smuggling and “how you can get everything you need with this simple hack”

29.04.2025 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Slate Truck is a $20,000 American-made electric pickup with no paint, no stereo, and no touchscreen Would you buy a truck this bare-bones?

As someone who already drives a 2005 SUV that doesn’t have AC or a great radio (cassette player works great though) I would notice almost no difference with this truck’s paired down approach. Sign my ass up.

www.theverge.com/electric-car...

26.04.2025 03:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh to have been in a pub when Rory missed the short putt on 18. The level of profanity uttered by that island was probably PhD level.

Both the Republic of and N. Ireland coming together to call Rory various permutations of “a fucking wanker” was the closest we’ve gotten to reunification yet

14.04.2025 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dusty Rhodes would slap everyone in this administration for what they’re doing to the working man right now. They don’t deserve the elbow.

07.04.2025 13:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone gotta mod in “Horns Down” when it gets last

02.04.2025 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Passing in cars meme

Passing in cars meme

DK on one side, Daruk on the other. Both going to throw rocks.

02.04.2025 16:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Switch 2 having mouse controls that will be native to the controllers instead of an extra “thing” to buy is going to crush for the older millennial crowd with kids and no time/money for a gaming desktop. Now to just get Baldurs Gate 3 into the mix.

02.04.2025 16:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Making Donkey Kong a cousin to Gorons in his new game for Switch 2 is the natural evolution of both and I’m pumped.

Can’t wait for DK to eat rocks for strength this summer then Gorons to get addicted to bananas in the next Zelda whenever that hits.

02.04.2025 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bama hitting so many threes you’d assume Will Reichard was out there

28.03.2025 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SEC bagmen for Ole Miss had better OPSEC than this

24.03.2025 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wonder what excuse Danny is gonna have on deck following this loss

23.03.2025 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s not NOT back I know that

20.03.2025 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@jonbois.bsky.social Morning Jon! Watching the Bob Emergency Pt. 1 again and I’ve always been curious: what is the software or program you use to make your charts and videos?

20.03.2025 12:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tuscaloosa County being under a tornado warning while the Tide is playing in the SEC tournament feels a little too on the nose for today

15.03.2025 20:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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