@dudermcnarly.bsky.social
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Penis Cheney
04.11.2025 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn’t know women liked Arby’s. If that’s sexist I’m sorry
04.11.2025 14:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No matter what happens Munenori Kawasaki deserves a ring
01.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0E-MAAAAIIIILLLL
17.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do I know anyone who can give me a prosthetic bullet wound on my neck?
I have an idea for a Halloween costume
We make a date and I book a reservation. I write you a message and you don’t respond. You know I have a medical procedure booked that same week. I message you a week later (admittedly not great) to see if we’re still on for the date but I’m the asshole?
20.08.2025 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here comes Honey Labubu
13.08.2025 14:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The name Kat for women is the same as the name Jason for men
29.07.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hooked up with a woman from Mexico the other day. Take that ICE
20.07.2025 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nobody got caught cheating at Wu-Tang
19.07.2025 04:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Dad’s Root Beer can beat up your Dad’s Cookie any day
19.06.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know I’m over dating apps at this point cause I just swiped right on someone while saying out loud “yeah, whatever”
13.06.2025 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 06 months on the wagon 👍
02.06.2025 20:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there a clever way to say “I eat 🐱” on dating apps?
23.05.2025 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not everyone ages well but some cosmetic surgeons are really good at their job
22.05.2025 20:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy birthday George
13.05.2025 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The election is over. How do we make each other feel bad now? Back to Marvel vs DC or sports teams I guess
29.04.2025 09:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That anxiety song gives me anxiety
23.04.2025 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The last thing I posted might have been about a bot and now I feel dumb on multiple levels
23.04.2025 13:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve been asked the most inappropriate questions on dates by women who work in HR
23.04.2025 12:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Episode 2 of Adolescence made me realize I’ve been friend zoning everyone in my life with this 💙
12.04.2025 10:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Consultations with 5 therapists over the last 3 days. I think I’m going to need a session just to work through all that
10.04.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t see any difference in the Shreks
28.02.2025 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today is a good day 👍
25.02.2025 17:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t wait!!
24.02.2025 13:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m going to unleash the fury!! Not really but it’s going to be a blast!
24.02.2025 13:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got stood up, now I have hair gel and cologne on for no reason
22.02.2025 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One month till I’m 40. Emotionally I’ll be 33 and a half
18.02.2025 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We are the queer, we are the whore, ammunition in the class war.
We are workers, we love our queen.
We sacrifice, we’re soylent green.
I want to be polite but I want to say to this young guy I’m working with “stop making sounds with your face”
Is that rude?
