Alex!

"Why Toast Frightens Gums Like Mine" by Bret Stephens

Literally including people who raced the Tour de France *this* year

BUT WE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE TRAFFIC! BUSINESS WILL SUFFER!! SPORTS IS **ABLEIST**!!!

all the worst people in your law school class are professors at CUA Law

"You want an app to have good discussion with people on different issues? It's called 'Go Outside'."

Man, that was a great video and MTV2 staple. One of the best shows I've seen in my life was seeing them at the Black Cat in DC in April 2002 with Sparta. Geoff was hanging off the pipes in the ceiling and still singing!

hey man, we went to GW together and have a lot of mutuals and I remember your OG Mastodon t-shirt from the Remission era!

good luck! I did the same thing earlier this year and we had a blast regardless and I learned a lot for future DMing sessions.

we should just adopt the Aus & NZ cultural practice of cutting down the tallest poppies

Greco's lawyer lying through his crooked teeth about how a bribe to a journalist was not a bribe.

Even Greco's attorney could barely conceal the fact that he knew what he was saying was complete bullshit. "You mean you've never given a gift to a journalist out of the generosity of your heart??"

apparently this guy was a DOJ attorney 😂

By popular demand, the Yakety Sax edit

Assault with a bread-ly weapon.

"Don't be wimpy, chuck a Blimpie!"

"Heroes need a hero"

"Throw a sub, take the dub"

"A sidewinder with a grinder!"

I could go on...

🎉 TRACKS MENTIONED 🎉 Let us also not forget the Edge and the stiffest, paint-thinner G&Ts to exist!

As the assailant retreated from the assault and buttery, he thought to himself "I better jambon outta here! I really hope the cops don't banh mi from seeing my family and friends. The American justice system is a real grinder for a po'boy like me, but the world needs a hero right now."

lol nope, there's other tiktoks or reels that show him getting cuffed.

I semi-recently had a great experience at the Staples on York Rd., so I'm glad to hear its not just at one location!

Without getting into the generic vs. unique issue, it speaks to the American ethos of taking advantage of space. Frank Lloyd Wright spoke to this with his advocacy for every-house-on-an-acre type sprawl. I imagine large generic homes are easier/cheaper to produce to fulfill this spiritual demand

this sounds like a top-tier merch slogan for the pod!

I met Zach Galifianakis while waiting to clear White House security so we could attend the Greek Independence Day celebration that year with Obama. He and his friend were very nice!

CUA Law is crowing about this on socials and it makes me sad/ill because I really enjoyed my education there, but the politics of the institution have become atrocious in the last 10 years or so.

lmao, CUA Law is crowing about this on socials

Ουαί υμίν γραμματείς και φαρισαίοι υποκριταί.

This one is going to come home to roost for my alma mater. Plus, I’m almost entirely certain she wouldn’t even consider hiring any CUA Law students for a clerkship…

i heard you only get to play as donkey kong for the opening hour or two on the tanker. the rest of the story is told from the perspective of diddy kong as he infiltrates the “big peel” bananaspill containment facility on a hostage rescue mission, manipulated by unseen players in a larger game (1/14)

At least ketchup didn’t win again

my alma mater (and my former law review) is making me so sad these days...

the chicken tetrazzini lady from The Soup but make it antipasto salad

needs more flailing with the bloodhound's fang

today's a real shit day all around but, hey, at least I got some cool new coffee storage tins?