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Anti Clinton sentiment is just Bi-erasure, but we aren’t ready for that conversation.

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

This means that the 2016 election was just a political version of Challengers (2024)

Red-Green Alliance @ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane 8:31 PM • Aug 24, 2023

how am I living through two bill clinton blowjob scandals

Land acknowledgement malfunctions, causing land to be briefly returned to First Nations A land acknowledgement at an event in Regina malfunctioned on Tuesday, causing the city and huge parts of Saskatchewan to be briefly returned to First Nations. Land acknowledgements are statements ...

Since I'm reflecting on land acknowledgements at the moment, here's an opportunity to share one of my favourite, short pieces of Indigenous satire.

walkingeaglenews.com/2017/12/19/l...

Is that why he was beefing with hillary

When I said I wanted toxic yaoi that is NOT what I meant

for all the millennials trying to figure out what the news means hopefully this helps!

Oh yeah when Roy shifts into Serious Mode it's like

It’s insanely funny that the main thing about Clinton in the Epstein emails is an explicit denial that he went to the island

fwiw i think that if there was even a speck of dust on clinton in these files, the FBI would have leaked it long ago

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: loved doin sex crimes with u.

One of my favorite things about myself is I don’t gate keep. If you get into the same weird shit as me, great. one more person I can bother about it

Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes

Silhouettes of people holding up their phones to photograph the aurora, which is shimmering in the sky above in green and reds.

The green and red corona of the aurora is seen in the sky above the outline of trees.

The green and red corona of the aurora is seen in the sky above a tennis court

The aurora glimmers above a school building and playground

I’ve never seen overhead aurora in the middle of Minneapolis as bright as I saw tonight. Here are a few more photos with my nice camera (Canon R6, 16-35mm f2.8, 6400iso, 0.8”) slightly edited for contrast and clarity.

The shimmering corona was absolutely stunning. #mnwx

emailing someone is not a definitive sign of affiliation. for instance, I hate everyone who has ever emailed me

whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business

I genuinely believe this is a huge part of the LLM worship; half of these people are functionally illiterate

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png

There's... a section from Harvey Milk's Hope Speech I feel a bit apt for my thoughts as an answer on this.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

I was p sure it would go this way (SCOTUS has limited time per year to hear cases, and cons nowadays have many bigger priorities than overturning gay marriage) but I'm relieved to be proven right

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

Parody of Times headline "Did Humans Going to Work Ruin Everything?" Dek: That wasn't enough wet food, I'm STARVING

Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning

the 2028 democratic party is going to be 50% DSA and 50% CIA at this rate