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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

I explained gay in like two seconds, that was easy, and then she asked me to explain electricity

Sombr is short for "sombrero"

Ugh I hope there's a way around this

Some of that feels like "pick me" behavior

Someone on here observed that some ppl's relationship with DoorDash is basically an addiction, and they were right, including the part where the addicts keep straining to find weird excuses to justify their habit

Are women bourgeois?

Digital drawing of a small beetle holding a color pencil between its jaws scribbling magenta hearts as they float off a piece of paper.

beetle is writing you a love letter 💌

Sketch illustrating the scene where Harry meets the Smoker on the Balcony at the Whirling-In-Rags. The Smoker is smiling and holding his cigarette as he says, "Sure thing, Officer. What do you want to do next?" Harry is blushing with the caption "Thought gained: Homo-sexual Underground" floating over his head

rkgk #DiscoElysium #bdncrt

Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert

Rewatching Mean Girls for the first time in years, and this soundtrack slaps

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

My entire social existence is summed up in these two flags

YouTube video by LolaYoungVEVO Lola Young - Wish You Were Dead (Official Video)

Her pinnacle to my ears (from the album that gave us “Messy”)

youtu.be/TtqETmD-kEU?...

Ogata with eyes nearly shut, thinking: Fate is on my side. The world thinks I'm in the right

when i'm wrong

Alexander Skarsgård is big guy hardware running freaky little guy software

The God of the Mountain Printing physical copies of the webcomic!

The God of the Mountain is a graphic novel I finished last year about a city kid who gets sent to the mountains to inspect some property, and meets the last god still living there. I'm running a Kickstarter to get it printed, so make sure you check it out!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/chi...

#Pokemon

a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.

relevant to many of yalls interests.

"Don't show your face at a protest because they might arrest you" is the exact reason everybody should be showing their faces at protests

If your Talia be Lavin, that's a good take you're havin'.
If your Talia be Jane, that take be insane.

Fascism is a literally suicidal ideology, one obsessed with purging the body politic to the point of total self-negation. What’s funny about Suicide Rightism is how direct it is about all this. You don’t need some big theoretical analysis; there’s no level of abstraction to move through. It’s just pretty straightforwardly pro-suicide. I don’t think you have to be a professional psychologist to understand why dramatic, attention-grabbing suicide might be appealing to semi-employed guys who spend 14 hours a day watching Asmongold or whatever. Its promise is that all the pain and frustration you feel can be visited on the people you believe authored it--and then ended. Not to put too fine a point on this, but this is school-shooter ideology. And as the D.H.S. tweet of the penguin meme makes clear, the Suicide Right case for Trump is that he gets this. The reward for supporting him is oblivion. He and I.C.E. and the C.B.P. are the armored bulldozer giving you the chance to kill immigrants and liberal white women and male nurses before you put a gun in your mouth. His administration is the plane, just waiting for you to get inside. I guess 2024 was a Flight 93 election, after all.

disturbingly plausible

This is so funny, he's being racist against the whitest people on planet earth

Hudson Williams and Prime Minister Mark Carney at Canadian Media industry event in Ottawa Canada

Hudson Williams and Prime Minister Mark Carney at Canadian Media industry event in Ottawa Canada

Hudson Williams and Prime Minister Mark Carney at Canadian Media industry event in Ottawa Canada 🤣

This is too funny

Hudson Williams gives PM Mark Carney a fleece jacket #Ottawa #Canada

oh my god

I watched the trailer for that Aronofsky AI Revolutionary War Thing, and even if I pretend I have no ethical objections to AI, it still looks really uncanny valley and janky. Embarrassing that they got a bunch of unionized SAG voice actors to sign onto it. Leopards eating faces behavior