@swolecialism.bsky.social
i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
goat brains and eggs is a goated breakfast taco
07.10.2025 01:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0A happy 39th birthday to everyone on bluesky, who are all 39
07.10.2025 01:22 — 👍 135 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 6That's a high score screen for harassers
07.10.2025 01:10 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There is almost nothing not improved by pickling
07.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 56 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 1?
bsky.app/profile/swol...
Nebraska, where Woke never came
06.10.2025 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maid-Rite ain’t got nothin on Nancy’s Famous Loose Meat
06.10.2025 23:20 — 👍 46 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0Polish mathematicians killed, like, so many Germans *after losing their country*
06.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kitchen gadgets are the tool of a coward
06.10.2025 23:17 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Either way
06.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One thing about me is that i am completely incapable of correctly estimating the amount of pasta to cook for my needs
06.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 89 🔁 0 💬 16 📌 0I will refer you to my attorneys on this
06.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Entirely too much unseemly behavior on this website while I was away
06.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stephen Miller does not post with honor. Don't be like him. Stand upright, draw upon the mods, and be cut down for what you think right.
06.10.2025 23:05 — 👍 195 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 0I think a real problem in this world is a lack of posting bushido. You can go to war with the mods, with the big accounts, hell with the government itself on X the Everything Site, sometimes it is the honorable thing to do. But you should have your death poem written.
06.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 299 🔁 46 💬 8 📌 7The government cant stop you from gnawing directly from a big block of cheese. Not yet.
06.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 140 🔁 12 💬 7 📌 12he has no idea who she is anymore dogg
06.10.2025 21:17 — 👍 161 🔁 14 💬 6 📌 1no i will never proofread social media posts go to hell
06.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 45 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0i gotta hand it to that foddy guy, never would have thought you could get so many videogames based on the premise of What If Guy Was Bad At Walking
06.10.2025 20:39 — 👍 48 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0that concrete doesn't even look wet
06.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
production company bumper movie title-thing saying "A GOLDEN HARVEST PRODUCTION"
when this comes up you know it's gonna be a good time
20.07.2023 17:26 — 👍 87 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 2
chow yun-fat and tony leung
the words every girl wants to hear
05.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 772 🔁 188 💬 6 📌 9i can smell the loaded fries from here (derogatory)
06.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0something i always think is neat is that the first spy satellites dropped film canisters from orbit when it was time to send the pictures down
15.05.2025 19:13 — 👍 172 🔁 16 💬 8 📌 0no. being happy to be married to someone who makes you happy is like the opposite of maga coded
06.10.2025 18:39 — 👍 60 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0>be me
>forget to put glove on hand holding tongs reaching into 1800F furnace
>didn't need that hair anyways
it's nice to have dreams
06.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sometimes it's really, really clear that the new york times only ever writes about things west of the Hudson as a mirror to their own provincial grievances
06.10.2025 18:00 — 👍 76 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2America's Most Valuable News Source
06.10.2025 17:09 — 👍 41 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0what the hell????
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