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I’m an Unspeakable of the Oscar Wilde sort.

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Going to be 52 in 4 days …😱

11.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Check out my list on Amazon

Ahem… it’s my birthday next month. Just saying 😜

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15.09.2025 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m off to Hong Kong and Australia at the start of November. Which is why I want the upgrade.

04.09.2025 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sort of tracks. The only time the NRA was in favour of gun control was when African Americans started arming themselves on the recommendation from the Black Panthers.

04.09.2025 16:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it’s about time to retire my iPhone 12. Now should I get a 16 or wait for the 17?

04.09.2025 16:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah but then they can’t play “dogma purity” oneupmsnship. They prefer to be smug than actually win.

22.08.2025 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can people suggest a quietish seaside town where a person who is ambulatory but has mobility issues for a few days break. I’m off work for a couple of weeks in September.

18.08.2025 14:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Modesty Blaise Dirk Bogarde (1966) Film in English, Monica Vitti  & Terence Stamp | Full Movie HD
YouTube video by Elif Yılmaz Modesty Blaise Dirk Bogarde (1966) Film in English, Monica Vitti & Terence Stamp | Full Movie HD

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17.08.2025 15:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Monica Vitti Modesty Blaise Icecream
YouTube video by Federico Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli Monica Vitti Modesty Blaise Icecream

RIP Terence Stamp. Probably my fave film is the very camp Joseph Losey directed “Modesty Blaise”

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17.08.2025 15:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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BENGAL LIGHT ARMY Short Super Stretch Denim Iconic Removable Denim Straps New Leopard Print Lining  Perfect Fit and Flexibility Hand-abraded details

Wish I had the lallys for these

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23.07.2025 17:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“We’ve only got gin. I like Gin!” Such a line delivered with aplomb by Ernest Thesiger

22.07.2025 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Poster for Kiki & Herb Are Trying at the Soho Theatre Walthamstow July 3 to 7.

Poster for Kiki & Herb Are Trying at the Soho Theatre Walthamstow July 3 to 7.

Treked up to Walthamstow to go see Kiki & Herb tonight.

Turns out I got the wrong day. It’s tomorrow. Got the long trek south from Walthamstow ☹️

03.07.2025 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Dora, I suspect you’re a treasure”

13.06.2025 13:46 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The point of doing the consultation is not to change the EHRC's mind - in my view they won't - it's to make it politically and legally less justifiable for them to adopt this course.

21.05.2025 09:21 — 👍 367    🔁 47    💬 10    📌 0

I wish I could wear a nice pair of canvas dungarees but I know I’d just look like a 1.80M tall toddler.

17.05.2025 16:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When you leave the house & be around people to go and collect a phlebotomy form for your GP practice. The bus takes forever because of traffic and you find the practice closed for half day training… AARGGGHHHH!!!!!!

14.05.2025 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sooooo many cishet men would have a melt down if they knew the dating history of your average gay man in a large metro area.

09.05.2025 18:50 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Munchy box - Wikipedia

Sometimes I really wish the concept of a Much box was a thing in London.

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09.05.2025 18:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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07.05.2025 22:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Plus be can assume it’s a single occupancy toilet because of the wheelchair symbol.

07.05.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First shot today of my 2 dose shingles vaccine. Feeling bleugh

03.05.2025 17:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of tweet from the national newspaper announcing Chris McElney being expelled from the Alba party

Screenshot of tweet from the national newspaper announcing Chris McElney being expelled from the Alba party

When even Alba think you’re a prick 😏

03.05.2025 17:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Chocolate jelly capybara and an Einspänner

Chocolate jelly capybara and an Einspänner

29.04.2025 14:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fingers crossed that the same thing could happen in Australia this week

29.04.2025 09:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Headline says that Pierre Poilievre, leader of the Conservative Party of Canada has lost his seat in the Parliament of Canada at the general election

Headline says that Pierre Poilievre, leader of the Conservative Party of Canada has lost his seat in the Parliament of Canada at the general election

Gotta take joy in the small victories

29.04.2025 09:48 — 👍 33    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 1

The Christian Dominionists gotta maximise those child birthing years. It’s just wasteful to wait till she’s a fully grown adult

26.04.2025 03:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Wearing my new baseball cap from Dick’s Drive In, Seattle

Wearing my new baseball cap from Dick’s Drive In, Seattle

23.04.2025 12:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Royal Mail text saying attempted delivery failed due to no one being in.

Royal Mail text saying attempted delivery failed due to no one being in.

Grrr… when you definitely were in.

22.04.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She was also an illegal immigrant by his standards. Arrived on a tourist visa and worked without permission.

20.04.2025 03:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember according to Stock some Cis women getting harassed by gender critters is an acceptable risk to stick it to trans women. Collateral damage for the win.

19.04.2025 14:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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