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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

YouTube video by mikedickinson Peelander-Z "Taco Taco Tacos"

Jam.
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NSFW.

Share a bad guy from the 80s.

Hang on, editing my list of things I will haunt you if you do with me after I die.

Don Novello as SNL character Father Guido Sarducci in papal regalia, smoking a cigarette.

Great news. We’ve broken the cold open and Guido Sarducci is still alive.

The same people raging against this as “antisemitism” are trying to get Mel Gibson a license to carry.

Oh, we’re deporting people suspected of being or hanging out with rapists without due process? I’ll grab my notes. We’re going to be here a while.

THIS is how you support women’s sports!

Donald’s strategy is often utilized in email scams. Typos and nonsensical statements intentional. He only wants to interact further with people who are either not smart enough to catch them or too greedy to care. People too smart to fall for it opt out before he wastes resources on courting them.

Hands off Los Angeles

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

Flawed and accountable is so much more inspiring than effortlessly perfect. Thank you for sharing and helping us all grow.

Good day to remember that a US President has no inherent power over tariffs whatsoever. It’s not like war powers or pardons. It’s entirely delegated by Congress to deal with emergencies. GOP Congress cld modify that law tonight and bring this to a screeching halt.

Val was my favorite. Madmartigan was my first crush, Chris Knight was my role model as a hot smart weirdo, and Doc Holliday is the energy I bring to the party. I had the privilege of seeing him present his Mark Twain show and meeting his eye. It had a hell of a twinkle. RIP, Val Kilmer.

You can tell wrestling is fake because Mick Foley is in the the corner that’s about to dissolve the Department of Education.

He’s at 23:07. The record breaks at 7:19 pm EST.

As the bodies continue to drop, her deep panic breaths use her oxygen faster and her 2 hours begin to dwindle. She’ll need to decide quickly if she wants to face whatever horror is waiting on the boat . . . . Or the increasing amount of sharks who sense

THINK LIKE A MAN 3: BLOOD IN THE WATER

A woman and her new, rich, celebrity husband go on a scuba trip. She can’t believe how lucky she is, a real Cinderella! She goes beneath the waves, a mere 8 feet to the reefs head, that’s when the first body hits the water.

Having worked retail at Christmas, it’s this. It’s an entire month of this.

This is just about the only way a Cybertruck owner is going to find out what dat ass do.

I wish people hated fascism half as much as they hate feminism

Don’t worry, they’ll still be in the trash folder. Just drag them back to the desktop.

If anyone else had done this, they’d already be court martialed into a pink mist.

It’s whatever they skin to make his hair.

It looks like an abscess. They should probably get that looked at. It’ll come back if you don’t remove the sack.