Mythicc "Slime Season" Cryptid

sorry about the lack of slime yesterday . i thought my minion was gonna post that shit. threw him off my spire for impotence

how does it feel being like way smarter than everyone else?

i just cook shit that makes normal ppl uncomfortable :( . if it isn't taboo i literally cannot muster the energy to give a shit abt it. i try doing sfw shit or whatever but idc n neither does any1 else, which sux for my portfolio but companies want to replace me anyway. why would i cater to them?

encouraging customers to steal bc u gotta pay me more than 15 an hour if you want me to even PRETEND to like working for u

WIP of revi breaking one of those anti-homeless benches with their dumptruck ass (praxis)

Slime Comic: Money Hungry (17/21)
[ #bhm #weightgain #mythiccslime ]

i'm being told i'm actually chill and normal, nevermind

Slime Comic: Money Hungry (16/21)
[ #bhm #weightgain #mythiccslime ]

maybe i should've tried posting each page separately instead of putting them all in one thread. maybe i'll start doing that

being non binary AND asexual feels like i just failed at two different parts of being human and rage quit

100 gecs hit dif w/ a crippling thc dependency

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hhhhhh beeg

[13/21]
oops missed one. this was one of my fav pages to draw :))

Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button

me looking at sweet n spicy food and shaking my head

Some notes on their Modern AU that I obessively think about.

huge werewolf might be the next thing I do. this comic has to be shorter tho, like 4 pages max. i can't afford to spend like 6 months on some dumb shit again lmao

[12/21]

need ur blood in my mouth 🦇🌕

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[7/21]
yummmm

[6/21]
wow almost a week of plot before the man starts eating things. shameful

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[4/21]
this one sucked to draw lol

they dye it white in pjorno. for enrichment

finding out men r just peeing when they cum got me crying on the mountaintop