Dan Thomas

After Apollo 13 and retiring from the space program Jim Lovell became a corporate executive. Imagine having him as a boss and telling him some task might be difficult to achieve.
“Difficult? Really? As difficult as say, oh I don’t know…”

Same! I was so hyped for this game, and didn’t care for it at all

Can’t park in a convenient spot because these bathtime cunts won’t move.

Same

I’ve finished it. He’s an incredible director.

Finished Barry.

An incredible achievement in television and I’m bereft.

There’s scarcely a decent human being in it (most are straight up monsters) but I miss them all.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

Aye

No reason this baguette place needs to go this hard

Menacing table tennis placement

Straight up Conjuring shit in The Range at the moment

Won’t be as good as the original

Looks like Marty McFly finally pushed Principal Strickland too far.

Not to be a whinging old man, but it’s my feeling that there aren’t enough council run bins anymore.

I’ve really enjoyed these books

“Handheld” is apparently now a category of cuisine

I’m only on ep 4 so far.

I’m late to this, but Bill Hader’s Barry is/was a fantastic show

#TBT to when I was in a shop in Nice and there was €6.6k champagne just on sale in the same fridge as the 7ups

I don’t know that I ever seen even a frame of a Robert Patrick episode

Ok never mind. I got to the episode Hollywood A.D. and Garry Shandling as himself spent a whole minute of network television time asking Fox Mulder detailed questions about his dick.
This show can still surprise me.

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

a man in a suit and tie is covering his mouth while a woman covers her eyes ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his mouth while a woman covers her eyes

I’m now at the back end of X Files’ series 7, and to be honest the entertianment value has nosedived. Feels like it’s winding down now (despite there being 50 eps left of the original run)

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

The Avatar sequels will continue until morale improves.

I'm sure that many of you here tonight still recall with pleasure his memorable diphtheria imitation.

#RIPTomLehrer

In time for Christmas when all the kids will be asking for it.