Dan Thomas

Don’t kid yourself, Kamala Harris would also have also forced Jeff Bezos make a $ 75 million documentary of Melania Trump.

9 hour flight time to New York if you’re wondering.

Think your dad loves you?

Well Alexander Skarsgård’s dad flew from Stockholm to say 15 words in his boy’s sketch.

I assure you will. I hope you’re working from home tomorrow.

How you finding them?

I’m sure when he’s outlived his usefulness they’ll change the wifi password on him

I’m less optimistic about his longevity, he could limp along another 15 yrs. And you’re right there’s no heir apparent so his ghouls just want to tick off as much of their manifesto as they can before they lose him to natural causes, a full blown revolution or heaven forfend a fair and free election

You’re right. I assume they’ve just shared a pdf of the plan in the group chat at this point

There’s got to be a proper thought out plan in a filing cabinet somewhere for him to fake his own death before bolting to Bolivia or what have you. Surely.

Cool.

The mad cunts have invented a thing to take the physical strain out of Instagram

How come if you try and to take a photo at a Panto the ushers give you bollocking, but at a shadowy cabal-run sex island it’s like a West Wales wedding?

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

YouTube video by mayhew7 Mitch & Mickey - A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow

Catherine O’Hara is one of the greats. youtu.be/QwLZfPPM7GQ?...

Just off to watch Melania and got the promotional popcorn bucket

Rubbish. And the poster is classic of the “promises a film it absolutely doesn’t deliver” genre

Yeah I haven’t seen him

Never heard of this but in the mood for 80s horror so in we go.

If this gets to #1 Trumps fuckin hands will finally just explode

Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I did. But my main console as a kid was the rare (for a reason) CD-i because I tricked my mother into thinking it was educational.

BBC Three - Long Story Short, Series 1, Doppelgänger Josie confronts her doppelgänger and settles some scores.

A short film I did visual effects on - "Doppelgänger" is being shown on Sunday at 10pm on BBC Three

People still watch traditional television, right..? (It'll be on the iPlayer thereafter and repeated a bunch as per BBC Three)

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Reform: Like Battersea Dogs Home But For Tossers

The poster for Gareth Gwynn's show Cyril with a box overlaid. The poster says "Cyril Gwynn 1987-1988 was a tall sunburnt, unsmiling farmer. Gareth Gwynn 1983-predent is none of these things. A work in progress shoe from the comedy writer as heard on BBC radio 4, BBC radio Wales and "I'm so not over it". The overlay says: Leicester, The Globe, 18 Feb Glasgow, Gael and Grain, 23 march Brighton, Laughing Horse at a&o Hostel Bar 9 and 16 May Plus one performance at my mum's WI which I don't think you can come to unless you've paid your subs etc. but I'll probably have to drop some bits for that one anyway.

I'm doing some work-in-progresses of my show Cyril and you can come to most of them. But not all.

a cat is sitting on a bed with the words `` whatever bye , you just wasted my time '' written above it . ALT: a cat is sitting on a bed with the words `` whatever bye , you just wasted my time '' written above it .

I think I’d enjoy the moment of being banished and announcing in a haughty voice that I’m a Faithful more than the money if I’m totally honest with myself.

Central London, £3,450 pcm

Also my cotton gin has stopped working