Page Evans

Another day, another reminder that Stella is hot.

“Tips are nice but not necessary” me to everyone but the obviously wealthy clients.

From the archives.

April Ludgate from Parks and Rec saying “I didnt think March 31st existed”

This gives replying to his own accounts energy.

I’ve heard this from several folks! I love anything that makes the process easier for the people who need it.

My Cool Friend Michelle Other kids called Trachtenberg a bitch, but in our group of child stars, we all wanted to be like her.

I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid.

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Egg farts.

Illustration of a wheel of sharks Orange - Thresher Red - Cookie Pink - Nurse Purple - Hammer Navy - Whale Blue - Mako Green - Goblin Yellow - Lemon

Wheel of sharks 🦈🎨

One drink now is 3 drinks 18 years ago anyway.

Have the best time!!

Allergens are a fuck right now.

If there’s something I can assist with while you’re around please feel free to reach out 💜

Pageantry, mostly.

OSCAR YOU’RE SO HANDSOME

Halsey puts on a great show — 10/10 would see again.

It’s sooooooo good!

Sad muted color nurseries, of course.

I was annoyed and then I got to the last sentence and a shovel appeared in my hand.

Illustration of a dragon based on the flower lily of the valley. They are a tiny guy wearing a little flower hat. Colors used are mainly green and bluish green

lily of the valley but as a dragon

Unbelievable. Hunting in a game with hunt/hunter in the title? How lazy.

Congratulations on your diagnosis! I hope it opens the doors you need to live easier. 💜

Wonderful! One of my favorite local places is walking distance from my studio, so I will often do a quick pickup on a break.

That makes sense, thanks for taking the time to answer!

I’ve used the verbiage when talking about differences between myself and my sibling, but not as an introductory statement 🤦🏼

I raise my mug to you, I hope you’ve gotten your coffee by now!

What is your opinion on phrasing like “low/high support” instead of functioning?

Asking genuinely.

Kaz, an elderly orange Maine coon sleeping in front of a window on a fuzzy blue blanket.

Polly, a solid gray cat with plush fur, sleeping inside a soft cat bed next to a cat tree.

Excuse me, it is precious baby o’clock.