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This is tonight, LA! What a wild lineup. @ifycomedy.com @johnnypemberton.bsky.social @ihatejoelkim.bsky.social, Mo Fry Pasic, Bailey Norton, and myself!

Comedians rewrite famous movies and TV they've never seen, plus games and more! Live at The Elysian!

www.elysiantheater.com/shows/nevers...

09.08.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Saturday LA at The Elysian Theater. Never Seen It. Comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before.

With @ifycomedy.com @ihatejoelkim.bsky.social @johnnypemberton.bsky.social Mo Fry Pasic, Bailey Norton, and myself.

Come laugh! Blue Sky!

www.elysiantheater.com/shows/nevers...

05.08.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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This Saturday LA at The Elysian Theater. Never Seen It. Comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before.

With @ifycomedy.com @ihatejoelkim.bsky.social @johnnypemberton.bsky.social Mo Fry Pasic, Bailey Norton, and myself.

Come laugh! Blue Sky!

www.elysiantheater.com/shows/nevers...

05.08.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If we're going to keep calling it the Presidential Fitness Test, shouldn't the president be able to do it?

01.08.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A nice thing you can do for a stranger is if you see their car has a parking ticket on it just take the ticket off and throw it away so they don’t have to worry about it

30.07.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sketch on @maggiemaefish.bsky.social’s new @nebula.tv original had me cackling.

Then I saw @kyleayers.bsky.social in the credits and had a moment of β€˜good for him!’ followed by β€˜oh that explains so much.’

17.07.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly i would always type "blsky" to try and go to this site and that isn't the way to get here and i got tired of my own failures

30.07.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks I just got logged back into this website for the first time in a while what did I miss did we figure out what color that dress was

30.07.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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These episodes are so fucking good. I don't know what else to tell you. Patreon.com/jeffmay to hear reunion segments with @taffetadarling.bsky.social @alexschmidty.bsky.social @nerdnumbers.com @moviehooligan.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social and Bailey Norton.
Free everywhere next week.

15.07.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
ANNA
I’m pregnant, Olaf.
(another pause)
And it’s yours.

OLAF
Are you sure?

Anna reaches into her purse and pulls out an ultrasound. She slaps it down on the table. We see the clear outline of a fetus with a small but unmistakable carrot nose.

ANNA I’m pregnant, Olaf. (another pause) And it’s yours. OLAF Are you sure? Anna reaches into her purse and pulls out an ultrasound. She slaps it down on the table. We see the clear outline of a fetus with a small but unmistakable carrot nose.

For @kyleayers.bsky.social's podcast Never Seen It, I wrote five pages of Frozen which I have somehow never seen. Listen here: megaphone.link/BALJIWAH3442...

16.07.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
Episode cover art for the I Hate Bill Maher episode covering "Is Anyone Else Seeing This?" It's nine stills from the special in a 3x3 grid, each one highlighting a different unpleasant face Bill Maher makes (I had a lot of options for this).

Episode cover art for the I Hate Bill Maher episode covering "Is Anyone Else Seeing This?" It's nine stills from the special in a 3x3 grid, each one highlighting a different unpleasant face Bill Maher makes (I had a lot of options for this).

New I Hate Bill Maher is out: took a break from covering Real Time to talk 2025's "Is Anyone Else Seeing this?" with @kyleayers.bsky.social and @mikecarrozza.bsky.social. It's probably the worst comedy special ever produced professionally; thankfully, it's also extremely hateful.
pod.link/1746469734

16.07.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

i definitely forgot my password to blue sky but i am back and i'm glad you like the show, maggie is a genius and i'm so happy to have a part in making it!

30.07.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty suspicious how each outgoing Pope was replaced by another Pope! Just feels like at least once it'd be something else. Maybe rigged. We should look into.

09.05.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait did the courtroom artist paint themself into their own courtroom art

26.04.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If RFK's autism registry includes people who self-diagnose themselves on social media then I just don't think there's a server big enough to hold all of that data.

25.04.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When's MEN'S Earth Day?! πŸ€” 😀

22.04.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you and thank you so much for coming! What a wonderful time and fun show

10.04.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paywalling this article is hilarious because it makes it slightly more secure than the United States' war plans.

25.03.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let Trump run the Kennedy Center. From a historic standpoint I am all for anything that gets Trump into more theaters. Let the man go see plays, let him sit in the balcony!

21.03.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always fun and thanks for having me!

20.03.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We had @kyleayers.bsky.social on episode 1832 β€˜Digital Book Burning, Snow White Lives Matter’ - listen now!

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
@jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social

20.03.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Holy shit apparently he got shot?!

19.03.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Someday robots are going to talk about humans the way we talk about crows.

β€œThey’re actually surprisingly smart. If you’re nice they’ll bring you some trash. I saw video of one doing a puzzle!”

15.03.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NYC show in a few weeks, folks. Grab a ticket! Tell a friend!

13.03.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I accidentally add an L to bluesky's URL every time. I feel like it should have an L

07.03.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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these are too close to each other

06.03.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Actually a straight arm gesture is when some guy you don't know waves you over to see his new grill.

01.03.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Does anyone want to go halves on this with me?

28.02.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no what did I miss I am so bad at online

27.02.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What if every place in hell is special ?

25.02.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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