@heytherejeffro.bsky.social
It's me Jeff! (May) (From comedy) (And podcasts) (And Netflix) Patreon.com/jeffmay for a bunch of rad shit
If y'all haven't listened to the latest JHCF with Jenn Sterger, you're nodding out on an INSANE bundle of stories.
www.patreon.com/posts/142226...
(They were really cool)
30.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Real fat fucks, Jim.
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Opening up some chunky-ass Avengers cards today at 4pm Pacific. If you don't watch, it means you're a bad person who smells like a fat sack of turds. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
www.youtube.com/live/KfZ7crt...
New #MondayShow up now! @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and @heytherejeffro.bsky.social talk out of shape ICE agents, the destruction of the East Wing, a prison population milestone, and so much more!
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ox6...
They probably already knew how to do that. This probably helped them beat unarmed people of color better.
27.10.2025 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Blood Rave in Blade rips, but it makes no sense. That would be like going to a party that showers you with protein shakes.
26.10.2025 05:51 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0That's how I am on planes
26.10.2025 02:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I'd wreck those dudes tbh
25.10.2025 23:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'd do great, but I'm built different.
(Would get stuck and die in cave before monsters showed up)
I would like to add that most, if not all, of them were openly cheating on their spouses. Like, they told me about it. I was 19.
25.10.2025 21:33 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At one point I said "thank god you have all those weapons, because you can't use your body for shit."
25.10.2025 21:32 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I used to train cops how to box, and let me tell you, there's not much more of a satisfying feeling than making a cop bleed and then telling them it's their fault for their lack of skill.
25.10.2025 20:45 — 👍 86 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 1Just a little over a week to get in on this! A chance to play Dungeons & Dragons with some of your favorite Star Trek people and fight childhood cancer! www.pablove.org/roll
20.10.2025 17:11 — 👍 91 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0I prefer pathetic people to anti-human technology
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Facebook is...not doing great.
25.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They would NEVER
24.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Buddy, Wrangler put Fortunate Son in a jeans ad over 20 years ago. Everything was fucked a while ago.
24.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good
24.10.2025 06:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So great seeing you last night
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The next time a dude says "Women are too sensitive," show him one of these 4 images and ask how it makes him feel.
24.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
I open the Batman cards today at 4pm Pacific with my bud The Taffeta Darling! Come watch!
www.youtube.com/live/geN-sKE...
(things are going great)
20.10.2025 23:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sitting in traffic, watching a G5 touching down in Van Nuys airport, I instinctively yelled "Oh, fuck you, moneybitch!"
20.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Ok great!
20.10.2025 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Man, fuck this.
20.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 50 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0
norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
19.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 1681 🔁 577 💬 13 📌 11Uh oh!
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Today at 4pm Pacific. Celebrate Jeff.
www.youtube.com/live/tzPMFYS...
