Mike Bishop

generate a photo realistic image of a market stall selling human noses at the bottom of a hydro electric dam Shared via Copilot

copilot.microsoft.com/shares/85UUs...

Yup, AI is cracked out.

#bingimagecreator

I LOL'd

Fixing the NO_LCP error in Lighthouse | Renaissance Design How to fix the Google Lighthouse performance test erroring out with no Largest Contentful Paint element

Coming back to 10 year old code to discover a Lighthouse no_lcp error. Thankfully Chris @ Renaissance Design had already kicked its arse! renaissance-design.net/2024/fixing-...

Kinlochard Drone shot on a chilly December morning

In case this mornings photo didn't look chilly enough, I took the #Drone up to show frosty #Kinlochard in all its glory.

#Lochard #DJI #DronePhotography #Scotland #Trossachs #LLTNP

Chilly out there this morning! #LochArd #Kinlochard #Scotland #Strathard #Trossachs #LLTNP

I'm preparing a heat map of the local light pollution areas, your house is now got a black mark! haha

Life with Husky's. I've no idea what was going on here...

#husky

4 panel comic featuring a red guy and a pink guy (red guy is the right winger) Panel 1: Red guy: FINE. Leave Twitter. Run away to your little lefty safe space Pink guy: ok Panel 2: Pink guy from the waist up. Turns to leave Panel 3: Pink guy from the waist up again, but this time he’s lurching forward like his momentum has been arrested Panel 4: Wider shot that reveals Red guy clasped to Pink guy’s ankle. Red guy. Pleaseee don’t leave me with cunts like me

right wingers when u quit twitter

That's right ladies and gentlemen, terrible, smutty, Beaver jokes one day, politics and datasets the next.

As Trump picks an Anti-Vaxxer to lead on the CDC, let's all remember that data doesn't lie...

But I've not even replied yet! It can only get worse...

My man has been working out!

I attended a talk about Scottish Beavers last night, needless to say I got to touch more Beaver than I have in years...

We can indeed!

Early morning sunrise Kinlochard, Scotland.

#kinlochard #scotland #lochard #trossachs #lltnp #stirling #dji #drone #aerialphotography

I just wrote a note for the postman that says...

`if have parcel please knock`

The developer in me wants to go back and change it too...

`if parcel for mike please knock`

Just in case

For whatever reason BlueSky doesn't recognise this as a 360 photo, so just enjoy it in all its distorted glory!

Kinlochard November 2024

A quick throw around of the drone this morning to capture some of Kinlochard on this cold sunny November morn.

#kinlochard #dji #drone #aerialphotography #LochArd #Trossachs #lltnp

Would make a great calendar!

In an odd twist for a web dev, this week I'm finalising the design and print of a local charity landscape Calendar...

Switching from TwXtter to Bluesky feels a bit like when you've finally managed to flush that massive dump that's been clinging to the porcelain for far to long.