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Can someone remind me how the parties are the same again?
05.02.2025 00:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's weird that dogs are taller when they sit.
04.02.2025 23:09 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trump is a condom on the dick of progress.
01.02.2025 03:10 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Covered
29.01.2025 22:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The "Back The Blue" crowd is clapping while Trump actually becomes the one to defund the police.
29.01.2025 04:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The guy who buys gold toilets would like you to think he's concerned about spending.
28.01.2025 06:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just found one!
27.01.2025 22:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anyone have a good follower pack for news I would normally trust the CDC to give me?
27.01.2025 22:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This dog LOVES a tall blanket pile.
27.01.2025 20:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Empire really puts control panels in the *worst* possible places huh?
27.01.2025 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Grab a new jacket before prices increase.
27.01.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Were you applying to be Head of Meditation Arts at Core Power Yoga?
26.01.2025 12:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't believe all these red light therapy gurus haven't once considered the wrinkled and scaled effects it's had on reptiles for decades.
26.01.2025 12:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MOVING FORWARD PLEASE ENSURE ALL INTERNET JOKES FIT THE STANDARD "KNOCK KNOCK" FORMAT.
A lot of idiots are getting confused.
If you have IBS you're a DEI hire.
24.01.2025 17:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Democrats: How can we go viral?
(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)
Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live
This shit annoys the shit out of me. It's not even clever. Can we not just say "Fuck Elon Musk"?
24.01.2025 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Too many unnecessary details and zero teeth. Would have been better like...
The next time the GOP tells you they are pro family, pro life, or that they support the working class, remember that Trump just signed an Executive Order to kill postpartum care for moms.
They wouldn't know a soundbite if it was on the handle of the rake they just stepped on.
24.01.2025 15:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If a Nazi salute can mean "sending your heart" then we should all be able to call him a cunt on national TV and just say it means "handsome rich guy."
23.01.2025 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Teach him to smile. For all of us.
23.01.2025 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
1 down, 1,582 to go.
23.01.2025 19:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0C'mon. The correct answer would be 2. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to make sure the energy source is green, conflict-free, free-range, and farm-to-table.
23.01.2025 17:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Returning phone calls is common courtesy so I'm not sure why that pot/kettle thing is such an insult.
23.01.2025 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So impure?
23.01.2025 15:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Get to know me by my grammar...
I capitalize the b in Black but not the g in god.
Almost like a nonbinary gender
23.01.2025 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah zero retention
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