Sarah Godwin

For Lent this year, I will be giving up.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!

Et tu, Snoop? 😭

Just lied about my height by giving myself an extra inch.
#WomenInMaleFields

Well it was a lady, but either way, score.

My TSA agent just pointed at my tray and yelled “A-plus!! Everyone’s tray should look like this!!” and tbh I’ll be riding this high for the next several days.

now, I am become sleepy, the honker of shoos

Mood for the next five days.
💀☕️✌🏻

Came to say this! 😂

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! Enjoy a rare Bluesky selfie feat. my first eggnog of the day ✨🥂

Threw together some homemade Avgolemono soup to eat with the family around the tree.

Merry Christmas Eve from Tennessee! ✨🎄💕

Doing a telehealth therapy session from my childhood bedroom over the holidays is peak “reporting live from ground zero” energy.

2024 has been wild for sure, but witnessing a woman get fully run over by a car racing for a parking spot at my hometown Wal-Mart was not on my bingo card. (She’s ok.)

Be safe out there y’all. #TNChristmas

This is so cool 😍

Made my therapist do a spit-take.

I’m her favorite patient, I just know it.

another thing about this week to remember is how many people tried to put off dealing with their burnout and are now realizing how much their brains and bodies are falling apart

Mannnn that’s way cooler than mine. 16 y/o me went basic tribal butterfly 🤣

Same. 🥲

*Fiddy voice*
You can try to call or text me,

but you won’t get no answer outta me,

my phone’s already on DND -

I’m f*ckin’ S-L-E-E-P-I-N-G ✌🏻

I love tracking steps on my Apple Watch but she do be fake sometimes. Talmbout “Here’s a look at today’s progress” my sister in Christ I JUST woke up.

Dammit. Only December 5th. I got Whammed. 🥲

Today I am thankful for friends and family who love and support me, a roof over my head in a city I love, and rainy days so that I have an excuse to not go anywhere.

Also Evan Williams. And Chinese takeout. 🦃💕🥃🥡🤘🏻

My favorite part of today was on the train into work, some man started hissing and spitting and growling at passengers, and every one of us kept a straight face and didn’t say a word. At the next stop, we all calmly walked to the next car over in an orderly fashion.

Peak “Mind Ya Business” imo.

Was flirting with someone at a bar and it was going well, then I used the word “skedaddle”

So anyway.

RE: the new “Wicked”…

Cried the whole time and still somehow managed not to sing aloud. No notes. 🔥🩷💚

people who hate musicals talk about it endlessly... it kind of sounds like it's a really big emotion that might be best expressed through song for them

Adults, growing up: You can be anything you want to be with enough discipline! HARD WORK!! GRIND CULTURE!!!

Me now, getting ready for work: *Chappell Roan voice* 🎵N-O-T T-Oooooo G-O!!! I really want NOT TO GO!!!🎵

This nebula is really out here watching us like Winifred Sanderson’s book 😩

Family includes everyone! ❤️