David Kane, Ninja Baseball Batman

decades of ableist cyberpunk warning us that prosthetics that assist mobility and perception would drive people to cyberpsychosis but instead it's just people with smartphones going insane because they were affirmed by robot texts a little too much into fully detaching from reality

You're just looking, soft hands

How much are you willing to bet?

I'd settle for just bringing back the little pickups. S-10s, Rangers (the new ones are still too big,) Nissans, all the minis! We used to be a proper country.

Ray

Close, intelligent, in some cases near lifelong friends are starting to talk casually about the use of ChatGPT in their lives or in some cases are clearly getting paid/perks to promote its use and it’s like watching your social circle slowly, and with a big smile on their face, all join Scientology.

Don't use a reply for going "no that's wrong, actually this other thing I just said is what's right." Do a quote post for that. Unless you're trying to be rude.

Some gyre widening going on. Center holding canceled. Real rough beast hours.

idk, it’d be cooler if you paid your fair share in taxes & didn’t make us think about you at all

if you want to help people who need it, just do it without being a performative bitch about it

if your hoarded billions don’t allow for already paying these wages, you’re doing it wrong

Clicked through to check for Buckaroo Bansai. Carry on.

Why fat people catching strays?

Righteous oh so progressive libs just can't help themselves with the fatphobia. It's in their bones.

Let me show you my country music records

Pickles? Like Skeeter used to sell out the barrel down to the general mercantile? Fucking PICKLES?

Don't blame me, I voted for Sleve McDichael

New Statesman headline says CEOs are hugely expensive why not automate them?

Counterpoint: you can't [parody] an LLM out in the street and [spoof] them in the [metaphor] until they're [in roblox]

Man Common is borderline terrible in Silo. Like show grinds to a halt any scene he's in.

Yasiin Bey? Even though he's kind of actor-to-rapper-to-actor? But I think he's the most talented in both categories.

Such hype, very excitement.

i don't even want to see screenshots of chatgpt or whatever being bad at things, stop voluntarily using it for anythingggg you are just a number in their proof-of-use argument

He also reliably fucks over everybody who wants to help Donald Trump

Get back to us when there's a single one of these that anybody (who isn't in on the AI hustle) wants to actually watch.

I would very much like to ask Colin how many AI comics he reads, which is his favorite, and what is its theme.

It's a tiny pinch of strips to get a fire started, in most cases to burn brush and scrap. I'm not cooking dinner over a big stack of acetate over here.

Please make sure to tell all your clients to stay far far away from this desolate ghost town

Like if you didn't salt the whites first and if you didn't stick the whites to the pan and if you cooked the whites slower and pulled them at just barely done I wouldn't object. But this is a nightmare.

I'm a what? Are you ok?

Dean Cain can fall off a fucking cliff. Just maybe your disgust at seeing a fat body doesn't actually have anything to do with him being a hateful piece of shit. Perhaps your reaction to that is worthy of a moment's thought.

When you stop breathing nothing about my life will change at all, bluanon

So somebody notices your widdle pet bigotry and that means that person is a big fan of the demented rapist fascist peepaw. Very normal brain you've got there.

Lenny changes the sign to zero days without good righteous liberals posting casual fatphobia.