... they say as they're loaded into an unmarked van
13.08.2025 11:46 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@dappergander.bsky.social
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... they say as they're loaded into an unmarked van
13.08.2025 11:46 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Each week I keep thinking I've heard the worst sentence of my adult life and the next week I'm proven wrong
13.08.2025 00:33 β π 41 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0"they are arsonists" lol OK what is doge
10.08.2025 15:55 β π 50 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0the pendulum swings
10.08.2025 17:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if you didn't understand the joke, click here I won't tell anyone
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_m...
it's great we've all just come to accept that our president is a crazy person
10.08.2025 15:20 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0start investing in tulips, everybody, we can't lose
10.08.2025 15:18 β π 27 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0sorry what
09.08.2025 16:15 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I mean that's literally the in-universe reason why the machines picked the nineties
09.08.2025 12:25 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A video arguing that women shouldnβt be able to vote was just shared by Trumpβs Secretary of Defense, the guy in charge of our whole military.
And Democratic Party leaders still canβt stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.
Andrew Cuomo tweet: In case you forgot, Iβm Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. Itβs just the second round.
What if there were already some sort of contest where people were able to choose between them, I wonder how that would go
08.08.2025 22:56 β π 14014 π 1203 π¬ 648 π 307he genuinely "ah! well, nevertheless"'ed her
06.08.2025 22:54 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0not beating the allegations
06.08.2025 22:45 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh my fucking god
06.08.2025 22:21 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 5 π 1There goes the coveted Warhammer demo
06.08.2025 22:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Haha what a loser
06.08.2025 22:13 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trying to think of a time the media ran a headline saying "taxes on the rich raise a lot of money, we should keep them"
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/03/b...
Newsflash, taxes on consumer goods raise money
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/03/b...
Scenes from a failing republic
01.08.2025 21:56 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is like a satire of a presidency
So small, so weak, so fragile
apnews.com/article/trum...
They keep electing these people
23.07.2025 12:31 β π 70 π 16 π¬ 1 π 1Awful lot of words to say 'corruption'
18.07.2025 18:13 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Seems important
apnews.com/article/infl...
I think about this constantly
13.07.2025 16:06 β π 8827 π 3038 π¬ 74 π 48Everything these guys do reveals how incredibly insecure they are, they're still trying to impress their daddies
14.07.2025 02:12 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Also, we are not talking about a lot of calls here. After Hurricane Helene, FEMA was inundated with over 100,000 calls a day.
The Texas floods generated a small fraction of that, but still overwhelmed Noemβs FEMA
not once in the last 10 years has pam bondi done anything that trump didnt want her to do
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