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The dapperest of ducks. I mock and I know things. QAnon analysis featured in Vice, Newsweek, Daily Mail, CBS News.

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... they say as they're loaded into an unmarked van

13.08.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Each week I keep thinking I've heard the worst sentence of my adult life and the next week I'm proven wrong

13.08.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"they are arsonists" lol OK what is doge

10.08.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the pendulum swings

10.08.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tulip mania - Wikipedia

if you didn't understand the joke, click here I won't tell anyone
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_m...

10.08.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's great we've all just come to accept that our president is a crazy person

10.08.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

start investing in tulips, everybody, we can't lose

10.08.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry what

09.08.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean that's literally the in-universe reason why the machines picked the nineties

09.08.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A video arguing that women shouldn’t be able to vote was just shared by Trump’s Secretary of Defense, the guy in charge of our whole military.

And Democratic Party leaders still can’t stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.

09.08.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 22342    πŸ” 6199    πŸ’¬ 913    πŸ“Œ 361
Andrew Cuomo tweet:

In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. 

Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani 

This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.

Andrew Cuomo tweet: In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.

What if there were already some sort of contest where people were able to choose between them, I wonder how that would go

08.08.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14014    πŸ” 1203    πŸ’¬ 648    πŸ“Œ 307

he genuinely "ah! well, nevertheless"'ed her

06.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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not beating the allegations

06.08.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my fucking god

06.08.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

There goes the coveted Warhammer demo

06.08.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha what a loser

06.08.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s Tariffs Are Making Money. That May Make Them Hard to Quit.

Trying to think of a time the media ran a headline saying "taxes on the rich raise a lot of money, we should keep them"
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/03/b...

03.08.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s Tariffs Are Making Money. That May Make Them Hard to Quit.

Newsflash, taxes on consumer goods raise money
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/03/b...

03.08.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scenes from a failing republic

01.08.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump removes official overseeing jobs data after dismal employment report President Donald Trump on Friday had his team remove the head of the agency that produces the monthly jobs figures, after a weak report showed hiring slowed and was much weaker in April and May than p...

This is like a satire of a presidency
So small, so weak, so fragile
apnews.com/article/trum...

01.08.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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They keep electing these people

23.07.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Awful lot of words to say 'corruption'

18.07.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The tariff-driven inflation that economists feared begins to emerge Inflation rose last month to its highest level in four months as the cost of gas, food, and groceries rose, reversing several months of cooling price pressures.

Seems important
apnews.com/article/infl...

15.07.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think about this constantly

13.07.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8827    πŸ” 3038    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 48

Everything these guys do reveals how incredibly insecure they are, they're still trying to impress their daddies

14.07.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also, we are not talking about a lot of calls here. After Hurricane Helene, FEMA was inundated with over 100,000 calls a day.

The Texas floods generated a small fraction of that, but still overwhelmed Noem’s FEMA

12.07.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 744    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 17

not once in the last 10 years has pam bondi done anything that trump didnt want her to do

12.07.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

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