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I'm just a grumpy water sausage, a lifelong Trekkie, Whovian, gamer, anime/weeb trash, and all-around geek

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a pie chart labeled did this happen? with most of the circle being blue and a small wedge being yellow

a blue square to the side indicates the blue section is no
a yellow square to the side indicates the yellow section is no but in yellow

a pie chart labeled did this happen? with most of the circle being blue and a small wedge being yellow a blue square to the side indicates the blue section is no a yellow square to the side indicates the yellow section is no but in yellow

15.10.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With all his recent talk about not getting into Heaven, it's pretty much guaranteed he got bad news at his recent trip to Walter Reed, and he's planning to take us all with him.

14.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly he is investigating the crime scene to track down the culprit...

14.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says yes very sad anyway .. Alt: A gif from the loki series of Loki sitting at a desk saying yes very sad. anyway
14.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, according to Gary Busey's rectal polyp, that firefighter dad who was killed in the staged assassination attempt in Butler is fighting fires in Hell.

14.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Predator credits w/ Full House opening song
YouTube video by Romain M Predator credits w/ Full House opening song

😏

youtu.be/N9YsrGHmwIg?...

13.10.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shouldn't Gary Busey's rectal polyp have been placed in a medical waste disposal bin, instead of being shown on national television?

13.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him Alt: a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him

Trump shilling copycat knockoffs for exorbitant prices, which will likely fall apart within 3 months?

12.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Palestine has the opportunity to do the funniest thing...

11.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Kid Rock," more like "Geriatric Sediment."

11.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are absolutely salivating at the thought of ordering lethal force against protesters...

10.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says " don 't threaten me with a good time " while smiling Alt: a woman says " don 't threaten me with a good time " while smiling
10.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table . Alt: A gif of various guillotines
10.10.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an image from derry girls season 1 episode 3 of father peter sitting in front of a window with his white clerical collar removed and the top button of his black shirt undone

an image from derry girls season 1 episode 3 of father peter sitting in front of a window with his white clerical collar removed and the top button of his black shirt undone

Kinda funny coincidence, seeing this right after rewatching "Derry Girls" S1E3, which introduces Hot Priest Father Peter.

Not that the actual real-world situation is haha-funny (obviously it isn't), just the timing of real hot priest vs TV hot priest is weird-funny. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¬

(I hope that makes sense.)

10.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't worry. The regularly-scheduled Nazi Neanderthal Nuttery will return after a brief word with her sponsors.

09.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a hat says wowsers in front of a camera .. Alt: a gif of live action inspector gadget says wowsers as his hat pops up and spins around
08.10.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Krusty Gnome.

Fearless in the face of helpless puppies, as long as she's packing heat.

08.10.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JD Vance funded AcreTrader. Here’s why that matters. The real estate platform streamlines investing in US farmland. Now farms are fast becoming a portfolio staple for investors worldwide.

JD Vance would never let such a thing happen...

www.farmlandgrab.org/post/32430-j...

07.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's economic policies have made it too expensive to own the libs. They have to settle for renting the libs. In some cases, time-sharing even.

07.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

He's extremely busy doing the very important work needed to resolve the shutdown, fix the economy, end all wars forever, and make the world a utopian paradise.

I'm just kidding. He's golfing.

05.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Comer 100% knows what he's saying is BS.

He's just a sadistic POS who has had his every need catered, every whim met, and thinks anyone he sees as beneath him (anyone not Yt Cis Het Masc X-to Con) should suffer just to scrape by to entertain the ruling class.

In short, he's a conservative.

04.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the thing: He's not an idiot.

He 100% knows what he's saying is BS.

He's simply a sadistic piece of sh*t who has always had his every need catered to, and he revels in making others needlessly suffer just to try and scrape by.

In other words, he's a conservative, through and through.

04.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

James "Pig-f*cker" Comer is still getting paid and getting the best healthcare in the country, while not having to work, because he and his compatriots voted to shut down the government, so they could send a 90-y/o meemaw back to work to get her meds, whilst blaming Dems and trans- and brown-folk.

04.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says " don 't threaten me with a good time " while smiling Alt: a woman says " don 't threaten me with a good time " while smiling
03.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table . Alt: A gif showing images of various guillotines
03.10.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

American farmers have gotten subsidies and bailouts for decades.

03.10.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When even Bar-o-rama is calling out the MAGA BS, you know it's bad.

03.10.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dipshits who screech about pronouns would fail a elementary school level English grammar test on the parts of speech.

02.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sooo, bread and circuses, sans the bread...

02.10.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Narrator: Byron Donalds lies nearly as hard as he sucks Trump's stubby mushroom.

02.10.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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