Rich M

If the cops come knocking, I'm dyslexic and Sky told me to shoot the seagulls.

Right, that's one out of the way. Now only the tinsel time to get past and we'll be heading for the daffodils.

I got a weird unprinted can in a diet Coke multipack. I've never seen this before. I bet there's some weird collector people out there who buy these.

One big plus of the AWS outage is that the WorkMail spam filter actually worked for a little while.

I hadn't had a "Hi. We're a Chinese ebike supplier" email in hours.

I wasn't too pushed about voting but this typical Fine Gael shite is fuel.

Hakeem Jeffries allocates so much effort into mimicking Obama's hand gestures that he runs out of RAM and can't structure a sentence without sounding like the early days of Siri.

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Open a toolbox outside your house. It's like a beacon to people who "just wanna ask you a quick question" or need to borrow a screwdriver.

President Higgins says Israel should be expelled from the UN, and that countries should not trade with a nation involved in genocide.

Wish we could keep this man as president for another term.

But, but... What about "Oorrrland"?

Charlie got got by a changeling.

If this guy's name is Mario, I'm not gonna be able to control myself.

There's an irony in sitting in a tent with "Prove me wrong" printed above it while debating gun violence.

Gotta hand it to the Chinese, that's some impressive marching.

Meanwhile there's a load of overweight 19 year old XBOXers in army clothes walking around Washington DC right now.

Did I just see an innocent woman punched in the face by a German policeman?

What an absolutely scummy Gestapo of a copper.

I spotted River Monsters was on while channel hopping and it occurred to me that it's basically Scooby Doo for Da's.

i.e. You wait the entire episode and in the end it turns out there's no monster and it's just someone making up a bollox story to manipulate people.

What, the fuck is the point of "Check out as a guest" if businesses keep your data and just send you emails anyway?

When a kid is quiet, you know there's something up...

I let him play in the car for 5 mins and yep, thats pink Vaseline everywhere.

I'm a big fan of U2 but man, I hate this pretentious prick.

Good stuff. More of this please.

That's class. It'll live forever.

I got caught by the soldered ram thing in an older ThinkPad. The ram went bad and won't let the machine boot. Such a waste to scrap it because of a part that should be swappable, eh.

My little guys pick from a Disney store visit. Secretly my favourite Disney movie too. 😁

I love an old ThinkPad, myself. I never used one of these Framework machines, but they seem more ThinkPad than some modern ThinkPads.

I mean, Photoshop is nearly 40 years old and still miles better than all this Ai wank that's trying to replace it. Sometimes old isn't bad.

This was a good one. It was like you were describing my childhood when talking about what we called "a fish money".

Noice. Are ya still doing vijayo's? How would that work with voice?

It's a statue.

What's next, a bird shite brolly over Jim Larkin?

And I thought the Knipex Mini Cobra was small. Check out this new little Tactix pliers.