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Award winning daily cartoonist for the Metro also Private Eye, Spectator, Punch (r.i.p),Times,New Yorker, Independent, writings for the telly and radio.Daily colour topical cartoon posted or your money back. http://guymetrocartoons.newsprints.co.uk

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The fragrant disbarred jailbird Mr Charles Kushner.

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One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro

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The Dormer of Aquarius

23.02.2026 13:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The final part of his journey would have been by small boat.

23.02.2026 10:57 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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One of mine from the Metro

21.02.2026 10:15 — 👍 17    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 1

oh, it won't be true! (See Stewart Lee's take on him!)

20.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, it's quite a known secret on the comedy rounds.

20.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Horrible bully. Always throwing his weight around with the younger comedians. It was awful to watch. (and I've got no skin in this game any more.)

20.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly, he was the biggest cunt on the circuit.

20.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Thangyouverrmush.

19.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My cartoon for Friday's Metro

19.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 36    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 2

I miss your wonderful people but this is a masterstroke of cartooning. Bravo.

19.02.2026 08:23 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Lovely.

18.02.2026 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of my cartoons for Thursday's Metro

18.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 16    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1
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One of my cartoons for Thursday's Metro

18.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 20    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

I sneak Tintin references into mine so often a separate twitter discussion has emerged!

18.02.2026 13:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of my cartoons in Wednesday's Metro

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The FT contest that challenged readers to redraw Europe’s borders The extraordinary story of when, two months into the bloody Great War, the newspaper launched an unusual competition

The extraordinary story of when, two months into the bloody Great War, the newspaper launched an unusual competition: ft.trib.al/MMgA4v4

17.02.2026 12:30 — 👍 27    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 3

It does.

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Well I guess this cartoon isn't about you.

16.02.2026 14:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro

16.02.2026 13:13 — 👍 27    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 3
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One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro

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Roeg knew how to terrify with the ordinary.

16.02.2026 10:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bah! it wasn't chosen to go in. (Embroidered sad face emoji here.)

15.02.2026 12:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've just been researching it for tomorrow's cartoon! There are blue and black ones, yellow ones and orange and black ones.

15.02.2026 10:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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One of my cartoons for Friday's Metro

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One of my cartoons for Thursday's Metro

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One of my cartoons for Wed's Metro

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One of my cartoons for Wed's Metro

10.02.2026 13:55 — 👍 27    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro (quoting Trump's opinion of Bad Bunny at the Superbowl!)

09.02.2026 13:23 — 👍 34    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 1

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