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Corineus Chthonides the Enkidude

@cthonides.bsky.social

burnt-out, neurodivergent, polygottal polymath and reconstructed emigré from the right-wing fever-swamps Without a conscience, I could have been Q. Had I been able to conform, I’d have been a pastor. Now I’m some kind of artsy-fartsy, paganish commie.

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if you really think the left cost you the election, then in the next one (if there is one lol) you obviously need to convince them to vote for your candidate. given how scolding, negging, and browbeating worked last time, i suggest you focus on policy positions that would be attractive to leftists

23.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 201    🔁 48    💬 10    📌 6
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Israel killed them💔

22.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 54    🔁 30    💬 4    📌 3

💚💚💚💚

23.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, biscuits and gravy at Bob Evans, and then down to the old customs house to gratefully pay tariffs on everything. But now the woke mob wants to take that all away.

23.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 532    🔁 63    💬 6    📌 2

(I don’t use my real name, here, but to Clan Urquhart’s laudable “Meane weil, speak weil and doe weil”, I reply “Fide et Fortitudine!” ✊😼)

23.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"but they're even worse" is not a viable election strategy and you try that bullshit again at your own peril, and everyone else's

22.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 199    🔁 38    💬 11    📌 2

Of course, none of this matters, because "trans people being mean online caused this" isn't a hypothesis. It's not built on facts, it's not an attempt to explain and understand the world. It's a defense mechanism - a way not to feel guilty.

22.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 44    🔁 7    💬 5    📌 0

Maybe I’m too autistic or whatever for my own evolutionary good, but, yes, exactly.

Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité ou la Mort !

Give me liberty, or give me death!

(No, I don’t wish for death!)

23.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

<desperately trying to find a sport so I can go to the Olympics and win and get free ice cream for life>

23.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 148    🔁 7    💬 9    📌 0

My goodness. This is a harrowing story about victims of domestic violence who went to prison for killing their abusers.

And a story about prosectors who have no sympathy for what they endured.

23.02.2026 00:07 — 👍 35    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 1

This is as far into Stancilgate as I will go. Yes, I find him to be a bit dense as well.

23.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I still try to believe in redemption for foul wretches, and I don’t really believe in Hell anymore, but it would be really funny if the shade of J Edgar would rise from Tartarus and drag this clown back down with him. #ApocalypseWish

23.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, not the charm

23.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Liberalism this side of the turn of the 19th century is not meaningfully anticapitalist. We’re not talking about liberals.)

23.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
When I’m in a not being a dick to other flavors of anticapitalists who should be my ally competition and my opponent is someone who goes outside with a picture of Squidward so terrified that his nose has shrunk and his eyes are bugging out

When I’m in a not being a dick to other flavors of anticapitalists who should be my ally competition and my opponent is someone who goes outside with a picture of Squidward so terrified that his nose has shrunk and his eyes are bugging out

We hardly meme ’round these parts, I reckon, but this one seems pertinent to the bluescreech:

23.02.2026 00:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

💚

23.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't get over this number: in 2007, there were 360,000 newspaper jobs. Now, there are 80,000. "My local paper sucked!" Sure. What sucks even more? The void. "I get all my news from the Guardian!" No, the Guardian doesn't report on your town council, your school board, local cops.

22.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 7086    🔁 1826    💬 160    📌 192

I listened to an interview with Alysa Liu yesterday and I can see that the interviewers are unsettled by her and do not know what to do with her responses.

She challenges so much of what USians are taught about competition and frankly about how to live a life.

22.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 1778    🔁 233    💬 15    📌 0
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#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

22.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 3291    🔁 804    💬 58    📌 100

This is a fantastic suggestion for every politician who's unwilling to stop posting on X altogether.

22.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 412    🔁 93    💬 2    📌 1

Isn't this just Christ-washed child trafficking?

22.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 1151    🔁 382    💬 59    📌 17

(I couldn’t find a GIF for Simon de Montfort.)

22.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll have to watch it later. My TV crapped out.

21.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s about to start!

21.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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He’s not wrong

20.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 44    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0

Take me with you!

21.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You cannot have a democracy while you have billionaires. You cannot have a democracy while you have an economic system predicated on the exploitation of the many for the benefit of the few. If you want democracy, you also have to democratize the economy.

21.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

You can’t crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring them. By refusing to think, refusing to change.

21.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 84    🔁 33    💬 0    📌 3

She’s lovely, but I refuse to rank them.

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