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When you become friends with someone and they start to heavily imply that their partner is cheating on them and start hitting on you. Your relationship is boring, leave if youre unhappy dont drag me into this.

"I have to skip my lunch" "ooo what are you ordering?" Not that type of skip 😂😂😂

Seeing sims 4 content makes me wanna play sims again but ill go hard for a month and not touch it...

Shout out to my coworker that knows im overwhelmed so he is spending the night talking to me to make sure im okayyyy

Every single day I go into training and then an hour in i HAVE TO PISS

Coworker of mine always encourages me being weird and passionate about everything. I told him about my flower basket and he genuinely thought it was so cool.

Things I hate, the expression "long in the tooth", when youre comfortable but you gotta pee

"Hey im having a hard time so instead of taking into consideration how youre doing can you put all of that aside to be my personal therapist. Thanks." 🫩😫

Dungeons and dragons, parades and platypi, Oscars and ostriches, chaos and cats

does anyone else associate their d&d characters with specific music? Marlie was emo music, Zillah is anything with an undertone of being raised religious (think hozier), and Aelita is early 00's music especially r&b love songs. 😂

My father got a weird voicemail in which he thought a family member passed away... turned out it was a stranger saying her dog passed away. Then I find out a girl I went to highschool with passed away today. Followed by my father getting an email from my sister's ex who has been dead for years.

Can I go back to sleep

Suffering in silence is better than Suffering with you

I'm so friggin sick and just wanna sleep but these birds are singing so loudly

I get this weird thrill when people at work do something sneaky thinking they won't get caught but I message them saying "dont do that"

Out of context d&d quotes "the only think he's good at is accounting and big dick"

Whenever I ask "can I have your pronouns?" I'm gonna just take them for myself. This will both feed my need for chaos while trying out some new pronouns!

Much like a moth, we are too often drawn in by someone's light, only to not realise its flame until it's too late

Can I please go to sleep and stop panicking over nothing

✨️Not me sobbing while working late because I have to go above and beyond to prove I'm not lying about saying something to my coworker bc they believed a stranger over me ✨️

I might have made a deal with a devil of acid reflux

Hey, there is a difference between joking with a friend and just being straight up rude.

Who decided that just adding mayo suddenly makes something a salad

Mayo is kinda like... egg sauce... so making egg salad is like egg on egg.

I am SO sick of feeling so unattractive

Joe Piquidor, spatial awareness, piss flaps

I am once again begging you to be honest with me

New d&d character ideas Meka DaPizza

"We're all a little autistic" until I start showing actual signs of autism and then I'm just fucking annoying. Fuck you.

I need a smile cookie and a hug