Justin Satzman

A box of Samoas

Yeah… they got me… #girlscoutcookies #samoas

Massie: "Donald Trump told us that even though he had dinner with these people in NYC and West Palm Beach, that he would be transparent. But he's not. He's still in with the Epstein class. This is the Epstein administration."

Exclusive: US military preparing for potentially weeks-long Iran operations The U.S. military is preparing for the possibility of sustained, weeks-long operations against Iran if Trump orders an attack, two U.S. officials told Reuters, in what could become a far more serious ...

Scoop from my colleagues// Exclusive: US military preparing for potentially weeks-long Iran operations - www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Leftists: “Black and brown people matter. That’s why I cannot vote for this potential Democratic nominee for president.”

Also leftist: does not vote for the Democratic nominee for president that received the majority vote from black and brown people.

#HasanPiker

Highly recommend watching #Shrinking tonight. It’s a great distraction from the hell that is our reality. #TVsky

and his surviving family is still broke, is truly a uniquely American problem. And unfortunately, it’s only going to get worse. deadline.com/2026/02/jame...

James Van Der Beek was in one of the most popular shows of all time. It was in syndication before moving to streaming. The fact that he of all people couldn’t afford medical expenses without selling his presumably prized possessions,

That is now three young stars of the film Varsity Blues that were taken from us way too early.
James Van Der Beek
Paul Walker
Ron Lester

Bondi is again granted time by Republicans to attack the previous Democratic questioner, in this case Jasmine Crockett, but Crockett doesn't take it without trying to fight back. She then leaves the hearing as Bondi continues to smear her.

"Sure, he (Trump) raped children. But have you seen the stock market? - Pam Bondi, essentially

Remember, this is the administration that keeps claiming it is fighting antisemitism...

Remember, this is the administration that keeps claiming it is fighting antisemitism...

Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues were a huge part of adolescence. Such horrible news. May his memory be a blessing.

Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues were a huge part of adolescence. Such horrible news. May his memory be a blessing.

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

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Conservative commentator: “They could’ve found somebody more uniting.”

Jon Stewart: “Why the f*** is it the Super Bowl halftime entertainer’s job to unify the country? Oh, isn’t there another person whose job description is much more along those lines?”

Didn’t have @maddow.bsky.social calling out the “wusses” of big law on my 2026 bingo card. But I’m here for it.

Congratulations to the Patriots on being the first team in NFL history with six #SuperBowl losses.

Why didn’t NE go for 2? #SuperBowl

So just to confirm, conservative are upset that someone is going to be singing in Spanish while in San Francisco? #SuperBowl #BadBunny

Honestly more interested in Green Day's performance than the actual game. #SuperBowl

You know how there is this ability to boo J.D. Vance while at the same time applauding the American athletes? That same standard should be applied to the Israeli athletes. #WinterOlympics