Katie Clark Gray

A faster Milkshake Ducking has never been seen

Much of Platner's appeal - aside from the Brawny Man lewk & the Marine backstory ofc - was his ability to speak plainly & not sound like a politician. The past week he has sounded like a combo of Bill Clinton & Gary Hart. Just politics-ing all over the place.

Still frame from Arrested Development - Charlize Theron as Rita (L) and Jason Bateman as Michael (R) eating in a booth with a checkered tablecloth, while servers in the BG walk around in leather vests and cowboy hats serving gargantuan plates of food.

It can't be overstated how much the South Koreans are clowning him with this menu. It's like the Fat Ammy's menu from Arrested Development

debilitating imo

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Elegant @theonion.com Q&A about data centers, extremely my shit:

Ok yeah, cool, but also please let's run through the tape, given:

I don't think she's dumb. I do think when you are that high on your own supply it makes you pathologically unprepared to deal with an interviewer like Chotiner, whose famous strength is repeating a question more & more simply until you answer simply, or surrender.

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I was genuinely ready to be underwhelmed by this interview, trying to divide by Bluesky hype. But my GOD. This bloodbath was 90% self-inflicted wounds

ohhhh back in the day they were the *best* band to see live b/c they always went so much harder than the studio cuts of their songs. I hope that part hasn't changed!

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I've been telling people, now is the time to support your local mutual aid network. This crisis will be weathered on the backs of regular, kind people like Travis who understand community.

(Personally I support the Astoria Food Pantry: give if you're able! Or help out the one near you!)

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I've been telling people, now is the time to support your local mutual aid network (& if there isn't one near you, start one!!) They're about to be hit HARD

I support the Astoria Food Pantry, if you're feeling furious & have a little $ sitting in your Venmo:

www.venmo.com/u/astoriafoo...

Voter turnout surges in NYC mayor’s race, with Boomers and Gen X leading the charge The data so far is good news for independent candidate Andrew Cuomo, a political scientist said.

i hate to be that bitch, but my sources are telling me this early voting data has gotten Zohran's people rightly spooked and y'all better stop assuming this one's in the bag. GOTV

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the *laugh* on that second one, deep respect

very same

fair

💯 Dems should write "talk like a human" on a banner they tap before each game like in Friday Night Lights.

(OTOH, this also tells me Dem leaders have still not learned to respect their base much. They're betting Platner's appeal to truck drivin' whites is worth losing the "no SS tattoo" vote)

After a stunning NYC primary, Democrats try to embrace Zohran Mamdani’s energy if not always his ideas | CNN Politics After a stunning NYC primary, Democrats try to embrace Zohran Mamdani’s energy if not always his ideas

In general principle I agree with you... That said, Chris Murphy publicly supported Mamdani after the primary, well ahead of his colleagues. So I'm not sure if it makes sense to group him in with, say, Schumer & Gillibrand here.

I have volunteered with them and they are, unquestionably, the best. Give give give

me *screaming* this at my phone screen

In defense of the thing our boss is helping pay for

Honestly US is the scariest thing I've ever seen.

Capitalism was a mistake

"I don't have any plans to call it after myself," says man whose claim to fame is naming every building he owned after himself (plus some he didn't own), and who would only agree to release Congressionally approved COVID stimulus checks if he could put his name on them

Thurston Moore playing Johnny Brenda's in Philly in 2007 touring with "Trees Outside The Academy" (his best solo album). I'm pretty sure this was the tour that broke up his marriage with Kim 😬 but it was still a rocking show that I got to cover for a local paper. LOOK AT HOW CLOSE WE WERE

loathsome

Theater! (occasionally) Laundry! (religiously)

listen we all know how to solve this



make 👏 Platner 👏 do 👏 an 👏 interview 👏 with 👏 Chotiner 👏

um "plans to"? b/c it seems to be currently gone