your old pal andy

stu @rinbcage.bsky.social "Everything's fine," the babysitter said into the phone. "But can I cover up the weird clown statue in your hallway?" "Get out of the house, I'm calling the police," the father urgently replied. "You have disrespected my clown statue and I hate you." November 18, 2024 at 6:47 PM

what a horrible, ghoulish thing to boast about!

would love to interview Elon Musk about his favourite Mozart sonata

Top image: Sauron armored with the one ring, caption: But they were all of them deceived. Bottom image: the 9 Kings of men who would become Ring wraiths. Caption: for they were actually wedding rings, and they were now married to each other.

He got their asses

Shirley Temple's daughter played bass in the Melvins

Demolition of Cockenzie Power Station, East Lothian in 2015.

87. When I first got serious about music as a teen my mum (a professional musician) said ‘you won’t get jobs based purely on your playing - everyone is good - people will book you if they want to sit next to you’ and god, I learn how right she was again and again.

Queen of the Night was up for Worst Original Song that year? It's not my favourite Whitney but it's not that bad

I am extremely a Musicals Guy and I could not name you a single song from Newsies

OSA is gonna make us lose access to fucking wikipedia

write to your MPs.

in terms of drinking culture and also in terms of many other things

it is a refrain post-COVID that "Thursday is the new Friday" as regards going for drinks in the City of London because so many offices have taken up working from home on Fridays. That said, City types (financial workers, overwhelmingly male) are really the worst of the worst

podcast adverts are so far beyond parody I can't believe it. I am a smart and media literate individual and I still had to google if "The Secret Histories of Nerd Mysteries" was real or if it was a complex fake ad bit that they were doing

who do I have to yell at so that I never have to hear a podcast advert from the hosts of "Help I Sexted My Boss" trying to get me to visit Malta again

Nigel Tufnel.
Eric Clapton.

Boring name plus London neighbourhood. Never clocked it before.

I played maybe three hours of Disco Elysium a while ago and found it pretty boring. what am I doing wrong

I have long maintained it's the best free performers' meal in London but oof this is a serious blow

boring choice that they made sad dad character Kevin have a worse haircut. attractive people can be dweebs too

i know the world doesn’t really work like this but would be satisfying if trying to pick on the prince charles cinema is what starts the chain of events that brings down asif aziz

YouTube video by The Professor Motherland Extended 2018

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watching BBC sitcom Motherland and while I am generally finding it quite stressful and unpleasant because Anna Maxwell Martin is too good at acting, I am very much enjoying the theme tune which is what Schitt's Creek should have been

Matt Berry is doing a kind of old-school repertory theatre actor thing. The sort of guy who had been doing seasons of King Lear at the Brighton Pavilion for thirty years in 1986. It's a flavour of real guy but there's very few still about

thank you for this good word

I don't really need the heated rear seats ... but what if I have passengers with unusually cold haunches

I have never been a car knower. My first and only car to date was pretty trashed inside and eleven years old when I got it. Now I'm out here memorising the feature differences between trim levels

put a deposit on a 2021 Civic hatchback and immediately became a Honda Guy

Fro[m] her own worship, they her Asse would worship fayn.

nah the shrimp cereal guy was just a standard twitter grifter weirdo. desperate for attention so a bit sad I guess but more just bizarre

(shr)impact

is this related to shrimp cereal guy