Virtual James

I think it's very close to Feeeeeed the Woooooorld

The code I live by.

It is my dream to one day ask for help with some software and not receive 13 responses along the lines of "uhhh don't use that software lol"

I bet I could score a goal against the England women’s football team. They don’t look so tough. It would be child’s play

I bet I could beat them at Worms Armageddon. I would fully back myself.

I certainly hope the woman’s national football team of England, the nation of my birth, achieve success in today’s UEFA Women’s Euro final.

In Japan they sometimes use trucks to do jobs — as is the case with this “job truck”.

House fucked mate.

I’ve just seen a bit in a British-made Netflix series in which an English character said ‘I could give a shit’ instead of ‘couldn’t’ and I am once again calling for the severing of all economic and diplomatic ties with the United States of America.

Japanese TV news displays the election results like the end of a Mario Kart race (sound on please)

The photo of the inside of that cafe, which I forgot to attach. In good nick, innit?

The business next door: today, and in 2012.

This cafe seems to have been closed for at least 2 years. Look at all the stuff in there! And here's a photo from 2012 Google Maps in happier times, for comparison.

I can never resist sticking my head into an abandoned building whenever I'm wandering around the Japanese countryside, and there are a lot of them.

I always wonder what the owners were thinking when they left. Did they imagine they'd return to collect the TVs, the books, the electric organ?

It's hot and humid here in Nagano. There's nothing like the sense of personal outrage you feel when you look down and see a mosquito tucking into your foot. Like, how dare you? How fucking *dare* you? You little bastard!

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A thought from me and @jondadley.bsky.social:

If your name was Peter you could have a social media platform called Peter, and each tweet would be called a Pete, and then you could call retweets Repetes.

Something to consider.

Bloody hell the nearest shop must be miles away

I got the one-off Donkey Kong Country comic Fleetway published in the early 90s and was genuinely scandalised to recognise the art as being by one of the STC peeps

Samus' new armor

Samus' new armor but it can't stop smiling

That's a cool suit ya got there Samus, be a real shame if somebody couldn't stop seeing a silly face on it

I’ve just remembered the time I tweeted “will there ever be a better band than the Lighthouse Family?” and the Lighthouse Family fave’d it.

"Working on a new Dreamcast survival horror adventure game called … (???)"

I assume this is some press release or internal doc they pasted from to fill out the poster.

Poster seen in San Francisco

It’s messed up that 66% of winter is at the start of the year.

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X (madman): What is happening?!
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