Clarrie Maguire

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

I don’t need graphs about what jolly good citizens migrants are to justify why they shouldn’t be attacked. They shouldn’t be attacked because racism is bad and racists are cunts

Lionel Ritchie and the clay head of Zardoz.

Hello.

Ah now I remember this clown, she's also the MP who promoted gambling at a food bank, despite the fact its been very well documented how gambling companies prey on the worst off in society.

HUGE wife. Absolutely MASSIVE Scottish wife.

I should admit that my immediate response was ‘ah, presumably they meant robo-men?’ so to be fair the whole household is irreparably broken inside.

I need the world to know that he came down two flights of stairs to complain about this in person to me. The world needs to know what my life is like.

Cover of MARVEL GRAPHIC NOVEL: ELRIC - THE DREAMING CITY

Thinking about becoming a huge asshole who tells people her favorite Marvel superhero is Elric of Melniboné

stu @rinbcage.bsky.social "Everything's fine," the babysitter said into the phone. "But can I cover up the weird clown statue in your hallway?" "Get out of the house, I'm calling the police," the father urgently replied. "You have disrespected my clown statue and I hate you." November 18, 2024 at 6:47 PM

(TLDR - Steve’s mum, like all parents, had various well worn content free anecdotes about how certain things ‘just go to show’ and one was about photos of riding elephants and another was about railings).

I can’t do better than to quote what Steve just said out loud here “the only answer is a really long explanation that isn’t at all worth it.”

The amount of time I spent trying to workshop a way to combine this with something about wartime railings was, well, it was non-zero.

Oh man. The depth of grief and perceived loss of hope/options implied in that whole deal. That’s honestly upsetting.

A picture of a girl wearing a pair of long, oversized jeans. The bottom 10-12 inches of the jeans from hem up are soaking wet

The youth are learning the consequences of early 2000’s fashion

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...

really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not

Extremely cursèd thread

Jesus christ.

Her photo came out @notadric.bsky.social

"Full Cream milk sourced from Australian farmers"

Personally I'd prefer it sourced from cows?

Screenshot of an email: Hi Rachel, Thank you for contacting us about the article you’ve seen. We want our stores to be inclusive and welcoming places for our colleagues and customers. We have written to this customer and explained that our colleagues typically work across all departments in our stores and customers can always ask to speak to the colleague they feel most comfortable with. We also explained that our colleague was asking a customer if they needed help; they were not working on bra fit or offering this. Thank you again for getting in touch.

I wrote to M&S about the stupid lingerie department story - confirms nobody offered a bra fitting to a teenage girl. The Telegraph and JK can (always) do one.

A 6-panel comic Panel 1) Caption: Watching a reel on facebook about parenting Reel: Parents, try asking your toddler what you can do to be a better parent. You might find the answer incredibly humbling and may change the way you parent forever. Panel 2) Rachael imagining what Henry might say: Henry: More imaginative play Henry: More cuddles Henry: Please look at your phone less Panel 3) Rachael: This could be really useful, I'm gonna try it. Panel 4) Caption: And so Rachael: Hey Henry, how can I be a better mummy? Panel 5) Henry thinking Panel 6) Henry: Wheels

NAP COMIX! #304

What do I do with that...??

Sorry the updates are a little muddled this week. They might be next week too. I'm struggling a bit so I'm taking things easy.

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Sign on wall reading PLEASE RESPECI PRIVATE PROPERTY

Karl Marx saying ‘No’.

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I know this is absolutely Not The Point but GNARGH. My ex sisters in law, both cis women, six foot two and six foot respectively. I know cis women with size twelve feet, or huge muscles or full on *beards*. The TERF premise is evil but the methods are fucking absurd.

A page from the first Molesworth book. The text reads: “ST CUSTARD'S: BY THE CAMERA CLUB grabber who is head of the skool captane of everything and winer of he mrs joyful prize for rafia work. His pater is very rich and hav a super rolls enuff said. He is bigger than me so i must be careful. Our skool dog thinking. He is planning to dash across the pitch and pinch the criket ball then bite the umpire in the leg which was super. He is not bad but he scored a gole against us in one match.” The two illustrations are by Ronald Searle. Grabber is every bit as you would expect: haughty, disdainful, holding a football under his arm. The skool dog has the furtive air of one about to pinch the criket ball ect ect chiz chiz

I’m rereading Molesworth and its panacean qualities remain undimmed.

if dog years are an actual thing, how come vets charge full price for really old dogs? My mutt is about fifteen, so in dog years he is well and truly a pensioner and be should be getting free prescriptions and what have-you. Not glasses obviously, I'm not stupid. Hector Barnfeather, Hull

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Can't fault the clarity of Labour's message on protest. There are BAD protesters who must be punished (Irish musicians, anti-genocide vicars) and there are GOOD protesters whose views deserve respect (masked thugs with petrol bombs trying to start a pogrom)