clay’s posts coast to coast

one thing i’ve learned from playing umamusume is that there are like 20 “what if” GOATs

my acct on twitter is restricted for another 8 hours so i guess im doing a shift over here

i haven’t been on here in a minute since it’s less funny on here, but god damn if this doesn’t remind me of pre-pandemic twitter

large corporations having merch is crazy. like imagine being a dude walking around wearing an allstate t-shirt

dawg i just had honey lemon pepper wings and i for real think i could eat 40 of them mfers

this guy didn’t get enough shit for being as wrong as he was

under my regime the following types of content will be banned due to their damage to the social fabric:

-family vlogs featuring children
-white room videos
-sex and relationship podcasts
-finance videos that aren’t about household budgeting
-man on the street interviews

under my regime the following types of content will be banned due to their damage to the social fabric:

-family vlogs featuring children
-white room videos
-sex and relationship podcasts
-finance videos that aren’t about household budgeting
-man on the street interviews

chat i’ve accrued like a month worth of paid vacation, would it be crazy if in like august i just disappeared for a month

i don’t know enough to speak about percentages but just on pure volume, i think edm is the music genre with the most bad music

she sounds like a wonderful woman

hi ms. agar

they shoulda called me evel knievel the way i stunt on these hoes

always nice to get a positive performance review

i deadass thought this was fucked up looking ice cream before reading the post

this not a crazy thing to ask for on christmas?

i’m a whore for women who wear black lipstick

not enough people talk about how rudolph is a one-dimensional, foggy night merchant. dasher easily clears that fraud

a lot of people treat dating like it’s a competitive sport or a running a business or some shit instead of what it actually is, spending time with someone who’s company you enjoy and wonder why they’re miserable

i feel like 6-8 times a day is normal

drank two beers. who want me?

they shoulda called me cincinnati the way i bang gals

wait so who was the first pope?

we should probably all be getting ready to learn chinese, buddy

folks,

Everyone keeps talking about the price of eggs but I’m over here being radicalized by the cost of a single 20oz soda getting close to $3

bro really looking at this design again, putting a fucking cape over a letterman jacket over a cardigan is nasty work

you know what else is run like a business? your job. and odds are you hate your job.