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More excited about WNBA season starting than Knicks playoff run. The inversion is officially complete

15.04.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stealing my whole flow word for word bar for bar

14.04.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been cutting carbs lately and maybe it's that talking but I'd go apeshit on this thing

10.04.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did you see that clip of Mike White's appearance on Andrew Sullivan's podcast lol

05.04.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

something about wearing a blazer makes me stand 20% straighter

03.04.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.04.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i have complicated feelings about our many queer hallmark holidays BUT that doesn't mean i'm not gonna use trans day of visibility to bully you into preordering ONE OF THE BOYS if you haven't already

victoria.monster#preorders

31.03.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not trust the "gender-affirming cut" option on salon websites. I am not booking whatever that is

28.03.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should've let me be catty to Mia Lewis in MLB The Show Women Pave Their Way mode

21.03.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pomodoro Method is woke nonsense. Lock In

21.03.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

for as exploitative as Machinima Respawn was it was objectively less awful than basically all of modern youtube

20.03.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"never even read a zine" is frying me

17.03.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m projecting such incredible Tommy Shelby Quiet Confidence in this zoom meeting

14.03.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like i know they serve different purposes but why tallow specifically

10.03.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My question is why is the obsession with beef tallow instead of manteca?

10.03.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tried to explain Steak n’ Shake fascism to my friends and I think they hinted that I should go on antipsychotics

08.03.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every time I get cash from an ATM i think of this post. What a fucking rube lmao

06.03.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that’d be epic

05.03.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oomfie up big rn

25.02.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

had a dream I was going to the Oscars wearing Schiaparelli and then I woke up on the couch drooling on myself in a GAP tank top

18.02.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the fascists

12.02.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

through my steady hands the Lord metes out His justice

11.02.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have received the coded message Your Holiness, standing by to renew my vow as a Soldier of Christ

11.02.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I may be wasian but I’m 100% white when I listen to Car Talk

09.02.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nothing in particular i just found packs of 18 eggs on sale at the grocery store so i got two. Figured I’d go through them in a few weeks

07.02.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah i love that flavor

05.02.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

putting one of those realistic baby dolls that pukes and pees in my tactical baby carrier vest

04.02.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cardio hurts 3x more after you spend all weekend eating large quantities of beef and drinking large quantities of bourbon

03.02.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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