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06.08.2025 05:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@bidetofevil.wtf.bsky.social
Observability. Android Perf. Music. Sports Nerdery. ๐ญ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ. Bringing OpenTelemetry to mobile and vice versa @ embrace.io Long-form navel-gazing and thoughts about Watford FC: https://hanson.wtf
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06.08.2025 05:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was talking to someone about how influencers just do what they think is authentic and then ppl see that and try to copy them, which in a weird way makes it their own. Ergo, the not incorrect but definitely groan inducing phrase.
06.08.2025 04:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Waiting for Pablo's "Why I Joined the Athletic" post
06.08.2025 01:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0With the cost of housing being what it is, anyone who bought a house decades ago and has it paid off is likely partway there, if not all the way. It's just not a useful bar to evaluate wealth when most or all of that million can be tied up to illiquid assets.
05.08.2025 19:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The word millionaire is pretty meaningless these days in terms of what it connotes and what it actually means
05.08.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Last episode of Wheel of Time. Give it to me one more time, Moiraine
04.08.2025 06:32 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I wonder if the folks who are chastising ppl for using LLMs to write obituaries have ever had to deal with the aftermath of a loved one's death, the relentless tedium amidst a world of unpredictable grief, with little or no help?
03.08.2025 16:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Today is James Baldwin's birthday. He is such an important part of The Movement Made Us as the first line of the book is: Thereโs a video of James Baldwin interviewing a stranger with my daddyโs face that will one day be my face.
Here is a clip from that video.
For me, it's Bonfire by Childish Gambino.
It would be Walking to Do by Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, but, you know, the lyrics....
What, no room for Hershel Walker or Aaron Rodgers?
03.08.2025 03:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I actually said the words "self-perpetuating simulacrum" in real life today. What is wrong with me?
03.08.2025 03:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0For most of us, sleep.
02.08.2025 13:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There must've been a kid with an iPad or something. It was LOUD.
02.08.2025 06:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0On the ferry car deck. The Audi in front of me intermittently beeping and flashing lights. The car behind me is making these weird fart notices like someone downloaded a stupid app and is high as well.
Long weekend unhinged energy.
Room with a view
It's starting and ending / I'm standing alone but I'm standing
01.08.2025 13:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Data prevents my wild imagination from doing its thing. Even if it's bad, it's comforting to have a ceiling.
01.08.2025 03:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You've probably never thought about #mobile and #o11y (I certainly hadn't) deeply... here's a 1 minute snippet of @bidetofevil.wtf speaking about it on episode 102 of the Slight Reliability podcast.
#observability #sre #reliability
www.youtube.com/shorts/Iih92...
I've accepted that I will always suck at git and I'm ok with that fact now
31.07.2025 14:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's still 28ยฐ in my place and I can't seem to cool it down. I've showered already and yet I'm once again drenched in sweat.
31.07.2025 04:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I feel attacked
31.07.2025 03:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is gonna be dope. #OTel on the web, like mobile, is very different from the backend, but also different enough from mobile that I'll learn a thing or 12. Join gurus Ted Young and Martin Kuba from @grafana.bsky.social, Purvi Kanal from @honeycomb.io, and @embrace.io's own Jared Freeze tomorrow!
30.07.2025 14:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Had a great chat with Stephen on @slightreliability.bsky.social about mobile #o11y and reliability. You can watch it on YouTube, or just listen to the audio while staring at the full head of hair he gave me in his drawing.
29.07.2025 23:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If I had a dollar for every time someone conflates complicated and complex....
29.07.2025 01:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Your library after you download the first two Death Cab albums on Audiogalaxy after you heard Emm Gryner's cover of For What Reason.
28.07.2025 16:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0$1B to *renovate* is an astounding number. So they're just going to wait for it to be condemned and then knock it down to build condos?
28.07.2025 04:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Whether this is a big deal to you depends a great deal on how old you are. HIV/AIDS was death sentence when I was growing up. I seriously thought Magic Johnson was going to die within 5 years of getting HIV. Science is astounding.
28.07.2025 04:34 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Omg
27.07.2025 22:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He's certainly in the running of being my favourite athlete of all time. King shit from Ichiro.
27.07.2025 22:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The Astros haven't even played there in years. What do they have in there, monster truck events and car shows?
27.07.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Pretty sure she was too young to wear a gambling sponsor on her shirt when that photo was taken, but yeah, I'm counting her as one of our own #WatfordFC
27.07.2025 19:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0