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@pistilstamen.bsky.social

Unabashed 1.0 enjoyer. I got my name from a hair dryer. Phish. Pittsburgh sports. NBA. Homegrown herb. A nobody on Twitter, probably a nobody here.

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Latest posts by pistilstamen.bsky.social on Bluesky

What is the matter with the shape of his head?

15.11.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking boomers.

14.11.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see life continues to deal tough times to Olivia Nuzzi.

14.11.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No wonder you get an ass looking shirt when you combine literally anything with the Flyers. #1975

13.11.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, uneducated bozos with โ€œthe internetโ€ as their source should continue to do everything in their power to โ€œcriticize and argueโ€ against people who have spent their entire careers trying to benefit society (or shareholders).

12.11.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a nightmare combo: large crowds of selfish/inebriated people, overpriced everything, and the icing is that itโ€™s about 137 degrees. I do like to gamble, but thereโ€™s several places within 20 minutes of my house where I can do that.

12.11.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chili cheese tots. At least thatโ€™s what happens to leftover chili around here.

11.11.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m in that minority. I hate Las Vegas.

10.11.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL, I *might* have been exaggerating for effect.

09.11.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a colorful shirt says that he likes money ALT: a man in a colorful shirt says that he likes money
09.11.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, this is real? I actually kind of enjoy the bit because I have a sense of humor, but paying to see him do this, live, in concert? I have about an infinite number of things Iโ€™d rather do including preparing for a colonoscopy.

09.11.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One does tend to get complacent with burner account operational security over time. Canโ€™t slip up with the main. Stay frosty you miscreants.

08.11.2025 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

07.11.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sounds like Pete Hegseth reading a LinkedIn post about wartime preparations.

07.11.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That seems like a short amount of time to convert NY to โ€œcompletely Muslimโ€. Is he sure about that timeline?

07.11.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He literally spent time out of his day that he will never get back arguing with it and then pushed โ€œsendโ€.

07.11.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One can only withstand the stench emanating from trumpโ€™s dirty diaper for so long.

06.11.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who the fuck is Ross Douthatโ€™s audience? Seriously, who listens to/reads that guy?

06.11.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, please continue to maintain this bravado through next November. People are very happy with your governing and last night does not at all reflect the sentiment of an entire nation.

05.11.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gee, it costs $40 to feed my family of 4 a McDonaldโ€™s meal, I canโ€™t imagine why lower income customers arenโ€™t going.

05.11.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep it up guys, so far itโ€™s going great for you.

05.11.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Live, laugh, love.

05.11.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t bang the like button enough here. The stakes have been too fucking high for too long. If it hurts your butt that a non maga candidate doesnโ€™t completely align with your beliefs, then I hope you really soak in whatโ€™s going on in the United States right now because itโ€™s only going to continue.

05.11.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was no need to write the second paragraph you absolute hacks.

05.11.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LOL. The face of the Republican Party.

05.11.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tonight I harvested a hybrid (seeds/work by CSI Humboldt) from the original Northern Lights #5 stock courtesy of Seattle Greg. 59 days. Looking forward to giving her a go. Very frosty. โ€œAverageโ€ aroma, but I feel like it all kind of smells similar at harvest (with obvious outliers).

05.11.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like any sort of hook. Works for hoods, belt loops, t-shirt collar, and your shit doesnโ€™t get wrinkled.

05.11.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a toronto raptors jersey is standing on a basketball court in front of a crowd . ALT: a man in a toronto raptors jersey is standing on a basketball court in front of a crowd .
05.11.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Book: Foundation and Empire by Isaac Asimov

Book: Foundation and Empire by Isaac Asimov

Movie: American Beauty

Movie: American Beauty

TV show: The Simpsons

TV show: The Simpsons

Album: โ€œSlanted and Enchantedโ€ by Pavement

Album: โ€œSlanted and Enchantedโ€ by Pavement

Introduce yourself
One book
One movie
One teevee show
One album
#promosky

05.11.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ask because I watched a very average Steelers defense make Danny Ten Cents repeatedly poop in his pants for 3 hours this past Sunday. Donโ€™t worry Colt fan, Iโ€™m sure heโ€™ll be fine when the playoffs roll around.

04.11.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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