Needle in the HeyBails

Update: we’ve hung out a few different times and apparently I have a GF now. Our chemistry, rapport, kinks, everything just clicks. Like, “ohhhh THIS is what people meant by ‘it’s easy with the right person.”

P.S. she’s Phish-curious so some of y’all will meet her on tour.

One of my nephews was like this and I guess still is. He’s now 6’3” as an 8th grader and still growing

Ok that makes sense. I also live in a “meat and potatoes” area so getting TOO fancy of stuff may be a challenge.

What is a French brand I could possibly try?

YouTube video by Ben Palmer Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported

Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.

6 years old.

She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.

Everyone should be listening to the Tom Hamilton record right now, k?

Carma graduated puppy class!

Don’t drive angry

Holy shit you guys, I think…I think I have a girlfriend now.

This is who runs this account

Oh man, I’ve been yelling for this since Alpine ‘19! Seems like it’s built to be given the massive jam treatment.

Hooked up last night. 3 hours of sleep. All day tattoo session. Came home to a sump pump malfunction. Now off to a party. Who needs hair?

Giiirl. Holy shit. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hey me, congrats on the uh, you know

Hey me, congrats on the uh, you know

Right? I get lucky sometimes. I’ve also seen Icculus 3 times in the last 7 years. Plot twist: I wasn’t at MSGamehendge

3, all in the last 4 years

I’d let Margo Robbie peg me.

For PYITE!

Kids these days, right? They probably don’t even know why the save icon looks the way it does lol

@bobbby.online I think you’ll appreciate this. Ngl, I kinda miss needing to regularly do this

Me as well! There are people reading this though thinking, “what does an amoeba have to do with this?”

Ameliorate! I do love me some proper SAT word usage 🙌🏼

It kinda does, doesn’t it? I’m still gobsmacked by the sheer statistical improbability of it all. Life is weird.

YouTube video by SmashingPumpkinsVEVO The Smashing Pumpkins - Zero (Official Music Video)

Still my all time favorite riff. The crescendo into the third chorus still makes me feel like running through a wall even 30 years later

youtu.be/3wk7C64kaP4?...

Matched with a girl on hinge a few days ago. I couldn’t shake this feeling that she looked vaguely familiar. After chatting for a bit and the whole “get to know you” minutiae we started comparing notes. Turns out we totally worked together in retail 25 years ago!

YouTube video by SmashingPumpkinsVEVO The Smashing Pumpkins - Zero (Official Music Video)

Still my all time favorite riff. The crescendo into the third chorus still makes me feel like running through a wall even 30 years later

youtu.be/3wk7C64kaP4?...

Actually, we skipped Jan 1 so it's only the 4th, but dates are for nerds and time is made up.

And like, for better and worse I’ve always had a fantastic memory but this just stretches the boundaries of disbelief

Keep in mind, we live like an hour apart right now. Small frickin world doesn’t seem adequate for this.