ghoul, interrupted

peter does this mean you finally built the shelf so you can put swarovshrek on it?

Tell me, where are your friends? Human beings have friends, Harry-boy. Where the hell are yours?

i don't like counting the years and my birthday has a really terrible track record for bad things happening, but it's still fucking annoying when i try to make it a little bit nicer for myself and get karmically fucked over again. just like the holidays! fuck me for looking forward to things ig

love that this is happening just in time to cancel any plans i had surrounding my birthday btw

(when he went to the doctor, he was told that getting reinfected after two months is apparently on trend 💀)

my spouse has been positive since monday but so far i'm testing negative and feeling alright besides a cough that could also be due to cardiovascular issues i've been having since thursday (ironically post-covid), so i'm hoping my longer & more severe infection at least gives me longer immunity too

i stopped scrolling through comments at a certain point, but i'm missing a fairly obvious one here: salò

hi guys what do we know about covid reinfections after like two months? 🙃

also, the human spine has 24 vertebrae; and then the sacrum is made up of 5 *fused* vertebrae, and the coccyx is made up of 4-5 *rudimentary* vertebrae, so "33" is really only correct if you count those (which is arguable) but also assume it's 4 in the coccyx even though 5 appears to be more typical

a diagram of the vagus nerve, which does not look like a cross

"it looks just like a cross"

A digital illustration of Skeletor as depicted in the 80s He-Man cartoon. For those unfamiliar he is a a blue man with a fantasy bodybuilder physique. He wears a cross-body harness with some little bones at the center and a matching purple hood that frames hood face which is somehow just a yellow skull. Here he is seen yelling up to the sky and shaking his little blue fists at the heavens. Cutting him off at mid-abs is some gleaming 3D lettering in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo that reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

i mean he was credibly accused by dylan of csa and subsequently lost like four court cases about it

Woody Allen tells Jeffrey Epstein that Jeff Bezos is his idol.

Even the non-incriminating stuff is so creepy.

Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson Go to hell you woke Virtue-signaling race-baiting Anti-science postmodern neo-Marxist Clickbait disseminating Bastards Pop Base @PopBase • 12h Today is Elmo's birthday. He turns 3½ years old every year.

It's Elmo's birthday

truly think they need to just get into creative writing, clearly they enjoy imagining wild scenarios and hell, it might actually help them become more empathetic people or something

i've interacted with enough people experiencing psychosis to be very certain that most of kanye's public ramblings happened at the very least in a state of dissociation, if not in a state of manic psychosis. his speech & thought patterns are erratic and disorganized while candace is fully lucid.

“There is dust on your chairs.”

“Tomorrow,” said Toad.

“Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.”

“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”

honestly surprised they apparently didn't do a "pay it forward" campaign like sound of freedom since they seem intent on squeezing every possible cent out of, well, everything

2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution

2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party

Protecting women and children, is it?

Congragulations

congragulations

A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56

(i just finished it. exquisite)

"1:46:46"

couldn't help myself

how many languages?!

i get knocked down but i get knocked down as well but i continue to get knocked down they're keeping me down methinks