Brónagh

Lying is my love language

Good morning to everyone but especially to this little girl who was SO good this morning and only meowed a couple of times and stopped when she was asked. I’m so proud of her 😭

J.K. Rowling is this generation’s Anita Bryant

Felicity Jones can play in whatever she wants but she’ll always just be Ethel Hallow from television’s “Worst Witch”

I hate how every time I take my hair down from a ponytail some dude shows up out of nowhere to tell me he never noticed how beautiful I was until now

Customers really should learn that if I say “No, that is not a service we offer,” that means, “No, that is not a service we offer,” and not “if you keep asking it’ll change my mind”

Criterion 4K available now.

Franklin could count by twos and tie his shoes, he could zipper zippers and button buttons. But Franklin was a war criminal.

It was feeling like -16c (3) today and I’m not ready for it to be this cold

Last Christmas I gave you my heart

And the very next day it drove you mad with its incessant beating beneath your floorboards

I guess it’s winter now so I have to walk around feeling like Mr Staypuft 😔

It’s nighttime, in a kitchen just like yours. All is quiet… or is it? The North American House Pikachu is found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States.

Calling shows that aired when I was a kid “Classic TV” seems unnecessarily hateful and pointed

“The Muppet’s Christmas Carol” and “Beauty and the Beast” basically start with the same musical scene

If you know, you know. That’s how knowing works.

Me rising up like an eldritch deity being summoned from the depths

I’m naming my kid Earring Magic Ken

parsley, sage, rosemary, *and* thyme? you better believe it

I could never. I’m always talking out loud to myself. My thoughts are much more focused if I’m speaking than if I just let them rattle around my skull all willy-nilly.

Yes!!!! It’s so funny

Getting Malibu Barbie for Christmas instead of Ballerina Barbie. It could happen to you.

My issue with Glen Powell is that he looks like AI tried to make a conventionally attractive white man and it ended up in the uncanny valley and something’s off about it but you can’t pinpoint what

Anyway, loved him in Scream Queens

Siri, set a reminder for after work to watch one of the finest pieces of cinema in history (recorded or otherwise)

Telling people my favourite dinosaur is a swan just to be annoying.

This is the murder staircase I go down every day and sometimes the door at the bottom gets stuck and I have to throw my whole body weight into to get it open. One time I thought I saw a giant spider before I remembered giant spiders don’t exist. I might die in here, more on that later

A shot of a mountain. We zoom in a couple times. We see Gonzo and he starts singing, “My mind is clearer now…”

The workers and drones
Pheromones and mind control
The queen has her way

I could never target someone, my aim is terrible

But really I just listened to my own recording like 300 times yesterday so I was like “I guess I’ll post a little clip of it at least”

So sad I couldn’t even bring myself to say it